Dear friends,

I've decided to leave Jued, the promiscuous pus-bag. Just thinking about him makes me feel greasy, and I've to go bathe.

Also I strongly suspect he is seeing men on the side. How can I touch a penis that has touched another penis?

Long ago the 7 primary Powers of our world (the Gods of our 4 major religions, Mahatma Gandhi, Ginger Spice and Batman) arbitrarily decided that certain things are evil and go against the natural order of things, eg. man kissing another man, using Clexane, taking out the trash on a Sunday, etc. My favourite uncle Yung is a very religious man so how can I even think of breaking his heart?

Uncle Yung can accept him sleeping with a hundred other women, but when Jeud gets involved with a guy, even if it's only one, I'm afraid there's no compromise.

I'm strong. I've risen like a glorious pink butterfly way above all this shoolah. I'm a Goddess, a light of perfection, a paragon of beauty, sexy incarnate. I deserve much better, don't you think?

So friends, I'm inviting all of you to my Liberation party on July 2nd 8 pm at Atmosphere KL. It's a foam party, so don't bother wearing many clothes. In fact the theme of the event is Underwear Nite. There will be (male) strippers, don't fret!

All of you are invited. Yes you in JB. Yes you in Keningau. Yes you in Manjung. Yes you in Penang. Yes you in Alor Setar. Yes you in Seremban.

Ju Ann
In CONTROL

Carren we'll still be needing those pies thanks