dear secretary dog,

i appreciate your prompt reply. yes, i accept RM 100,000 for being the 5th participant in your holiday package. i also appreciate your offer to weed my garden, wash my windows, iron my laundry, paint the fences as well as sew new curtains for me. but i must let you down gently and early... my male dog has already been neutered. I see no happy future for the both of u. thus i can not accept your generous offers... except for the RM 100,000 which we may use it to reverse
the operation.

whimper, whimper
carren