JUDE! Say it isn't true! Say you didn't do IT with another man! Say that I'm your one and only boo-boo!

I know he's too cute for words. I know he has an awesome bod. I know how irresistably charming he is. I too have felt the terrible power of his smile.

But he's a guy! And I'm a girl! I'm the one who is morphologically compatible with you! Don't you think we fit better together?

I know how he can make you gasp. I've heard about wat he can do with his lips. But I promise that I'm at least 2 levels ahead of him. LET ME SHOW YOU!

Come back to me Jude. Come back. We can still make it for July 2nd. I haven't called off the caterers yet.

Ju Ann
In LUV

Carren dear thank you in advance for the pies.