Monday, March 03, 2008

Light hearted moments

One day, our esteemed PM Badawi, Najib, Samy Vellu and their cabinet ministers et al was attending a conference when their motorcade encountered a massive accident. The VIPs were rushed towards the nearest hospital for emergency care.

This being big news, the media quickly descended on the hospital for updates on our dear leaders.

They met with a haggard, tired and disappointed looking doctor outside the casualty.

The journalist clamoured, "How's our esteemed PM, doc!!!"

The doctor sighed, his face sorrowful, "I'm sad to say... we could not save him."

The newsmen were horrified, then they ask, "what about Najib, doc?"

Again the doctor sighed... "No hope."

Cries of anguished from the journalists. Some asked, "Any news on Samy then?"

The doctor, "I'm sorry, he could not be saved either."

The journalists were now despondent, they asked, "So doc? Is there anyone that can be saved??"

To which the doctor brighten up and said, "Yes! Now Malaysia can be saved!!"

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