This guy



Obtained A* in 11 papers for his O levels.
Got perfect scores in his SATs for Maths and English.
Is well versed in several languages.

Plays rugby, football, badminton and extreme sports.
Participated in British national level athletics.

Taught English and music to Cambodian street children in Phnom Penh.
Climbed Mt Kilimanjaro to raise money for the Mvumi School in Tanzania.

Helped design a cooling system in collaboration with a British engineering firm.

Plays the violin, guitar, piano and drums. Has grade 8 distinctions in both piano and violin, currently working for his diploma from the Royal Schools of Music.
Leads the orchestra of a prestigious school in the UK. Won several British national music competitions.
Played in the KL Symphony and Asian Youth Orchestras. Performed at an international jazz concert featuring Al Jarreau.

Has been offered places in Stanford, Harvard AND Oxford.




Me? I'm just a bitter old hunchbacked hermit, cooped up in the hills, planning to destroy the world.