the post is getting out of world. but fear not, the following few weeks will b relatively quiet, few wil b exile for induction, n tat include alan too. as for me, just glad induction is over, now just enjoying my crazy patient everyday...

Alan: What happened?!

Stabbed in the back by some of you.

Very good. Consider my association with this Blog terminated.

oh welcome back... Ju Ann... er... i meant canker... er... ah never mind

Did you see the front page of The Star today? The grandiose, delusional, fanatic charlatan's face looked like one of those typical patients who comes in for emergency laparotomy for ?PGU with underlying COAD, 'newly-diagnosed' HPT and unexplained abnormal BUSE, who then dies day 12 post-op due to 'sepsis'.

Don't care what they teach their followers, just don't start bombing public establishments.

This Is Tony's Pet

A Hen Who OverStayed in Beaufort...

hApPY BiRTHday to AlL JulY BabiES!

who to trust?
i think life is the same thing, you need to see it for yourself or rather guess the answer!
no one is going to tell who is who here.
nevermind ....

bye .
(please leave this blog before it is too late to do so.... just kidding)
**just wondering how many episodes more still there to finish and what will happen to ju ann, carren, alan and de X factor in the next episode of MBBS UM 1998/03.

so join us tomorrow 830 pm for the next episode of `desperate MO'

alan is among us, under his stealth cloak. he is the unseen. TRUST NO ONE!!!

lee kien, thanks for the info. my uncle will try the Penang GH one first. Murali is hooking him up with the specialist there but if that fails, we'll try interstate!

to those who are venturing out into the ulu places, good luck!

Have been away for the weekend and only caught up with the latest blogs tonight.

I missed out on whether the identity of 'John the Baptist dari belakang' has been revealed. His/her last blog reminded me of the sexy, hypnotizing and intriguing style of Anne Rice, and put that together with hairy chest = Prabath, the sensuous vampire?

Am using my trusty Sony Clie, which is becoming extinct. Literally. Will try out the suggested programs and see if it is supported. It will be great to install updated 2005 versions of Skyscape stuff. Wonder if the old keygen still works. Do you still have the CD with iSilo and Skyscape stuffs, Wen Jih? Hope to borrow from you the next time I go back to Seremban.

Long live piracy. This is how I justify using pirated stuff {as a defence mechanism :-) } when those big american companies set the pricing of their products, they do lots of statistical and actuarial tests to come up with the biggest profit margin, yet not too pricey as to deter buyers ... and their target market will be mainly US market, possibly also the EU ... by now they have profitted all they can from those areas... and we people in Malaysia weren't even part of their equation in terms of potential market ... so practically, they really have not lost anything.

Carren: Hosp Alot Star has a dermatology clinic, but no, there is no competent dermatologist here nor any 'canggih' dermatological tests here. Remember Dr Koh?, the dermatologist who comes to UH as a visiting physician (and some of us saw him for prescriptions of isoretinoin), you can try asking him if he can recommend anything. His practice is in Damansara, and his number is 03-77258437.

What did you do, Chong Tien, and who was being wrongly accused of what?

Where is Alan by the way?

ghost: reinstatement noted

Carren,

mistake duly noted and will be rectified.

poor soul reinstated. up to her to accept.

Ghost: finally, the fiendish clouds are lifted. could u please serve your earlier sentence to the rightful perpetrator and to reinstate the poor soul who was wrongfully plastered on with the big scarlett letter and nearly stoned to death.

Greetings earthlings...

This is the view from Tanjung Simpang Mengayau... aka the Tip of Borneo at Kudat, where Chee Chan is currently working.

Nice sea breeze... lousy coconuts

Gasp and horror...

wat has the Force come down to??

Is this a farce?

Is this Alan in disguise?

Look closely at the less than feminine posture, the cheeky geeky weird smile, the awkward way of holding a sabre... and i do say!!... Ju Ann is actually Alan in disguise...

And his trusty pet Yoda! who else could play such a wonderful endearing role and make it look so real? ahhh yes... the Yoda freak... Tan Ju Ann... in disguise she is... in shadow she is...

I've never seen so many commas

Ju Ann
In AMAZEMENT

Stevie Wonder has a new single out. Looks like his soul has become as dark as the lightless world he has been living in all this while. At last he has come to rue his blindness. He has become a grumpy old prune.

"Shame on me," he croaks, "shame on you, shame on them, shame on us, so what the FUCK!"

I love the chorus. Will ask them to play it in Atmosphere tomorrow.

Everyone remember to come ok. And don't wear too much.

Ju Ann
In GLEE

Heard that someone in some sad hospital in N9 was asked to be a paid extra in an episode of Tin Gei Bin which was filming there, but he refused.

Will they be coming to shoot in Banting? I shall be waiting, with my pet leopard.

Ju Ann
In DOLDRUMS

what on earth is happening in the blog???feels like being in twilight zone.

palm users:
1) i am using xlauncher, i find it much better than zlauncher, maybe my simple brain not developed enuf, but i find xlauncher more organised

2) i get my skyscape programmes from pda expert. free for lifetime to download any programes. all codes available.

Penang GH and Alor Setar GH:
any skin specialist there or facilities to run skin prick test? my uncle got skin allergy and has been on oral steroids and right now his skin specialst can't seem to wean him off his pill - even after 6 mths. he's looking cushingoid already. Help!!! need to find outwhat exactly he is allergic to.

hail palm users....in reply to the calling...
the following prog i'm using at the moment...
1. noviiremote- claims can turn palm into remote.. yet to try it out.
2. zlauncher- forget the old interface.. z launcher is way better.... kept changing the wallpaper.option- try tis prog, yisun..quite nicece too
3. didnt use adobe at al, gues not reading as much as pdf doc. been using lots of isilo, n tibr pro, a bit of lexi reader
4. megaclock for alarm
5. agendus- to manage all contacts, on cal list, appointments n stuff.
6. realone to change my palm to mp3 player
7. n plenty, plenty of skyscape prog...
n thanks to the imu student here, they r actually havin one cd full of medical prog (mainly skyscpe ) circulating around (n once again we prove malaysia boleh!)....n in addtiion to tat, did i mention there is actually prog for kl map...

PALM USERS UNITE!
to those with Palm...
jottings from a new Palm user....

1. am sure most of u have Adobe for Palm... have u ever notice how HORRENDOUSLY it converts articles... especially journal articles into. uuuugh... can barely make head or tail of it, talk about disappointing...

fret not! cos there's another nifty program out there! Termed RepliGo... it converts your PDF file and makes it look as good as the original! of course it's shareware... and u have to pay for the full version... but there are always ways to get around that.... (personal communication for further info)

News travelling around circles is that another program can view native PDF files... termed PicselBrowser... this program was taken off a Symbian phone. I cant get it to work on my device tho, maybe u guys have more luck?

2. Anyone out there using Skyscape medical software? think of getting more? well go ahead... go download the trial version online... and see if it is useful for u... then... hehehe... unlock it... cool man

3. After a while got fed up w/ the original Palm launcher... u know... the application launcher page? damn ugly... and cant categorize programs in card... try out Zlauncher? shareware... but looks good

4. Oh yeah... for those who likes to read ebooks on Palm... convert them easily using DropBook from the PalmOne Software page... cheers!

Any other goodies out there from those using?

only here can one have conversations with himself and not beknown by the rest... clearly there is a split in personality and very poor insight!

Lee Kien, u should look into working as a decryptor! have you read Dan Brown's Books, such as da Vinci's code, angel's and demons, digital fortress? all well researched books which will leave u wanting more!

One thing is for sure: John the Baptist is NOT Alan. He would never ever pick a pseudonym like that.

Yes, JuAnn, I agree, I detect a strong dark force of massive intelligence and witty cynicism, with inner turmoil and possibly tendency to torture small animals during childhood. Curly chest hair and Sabak Bernam? I cannot piece these clues together.

Beginning to feel like an Agatha Christie novel.

Very clever, Lee Kien. Spent some time staring at the name and could not connect until you mentioned it.

Christian. Or not.

Probably male. Or female.

Fresh yet somewhat unfamiliar writing style. I detect a massive intelligence and sparkling wit behind those words, yet the undercurrents of a bitter tormented soul, some curly chest hair and a fetish for frogs (which, I hear, are in great abundance in Sabak Bernam).

sometimes i really get mess up by all the secret names/ persons appeared in our blog-mycroft / ghost /me stupid fellow /canker in the shadow. Am i in the right blog or not??

phantom it sounds
an evil spirit i sense here
no need to call for help i think
may the force be with our blog i wish
the one with the voice i am not........... i am kainn

Kindly remind us again who "John the Baptist dari belakang" is?

Honestly, the creativity, class and crass of the posts here are better than any regular articles in magazines. If you guys ditch medicine as a career, you guys would have no problems to be hired as a columnist or TV writer.

Anas: Years ago I would have had a lot of creative things to comment on the physiology trainee lecturer, but now I just don't even bother. In fact I don't bother about a lot of things any more these days. Pity the pre-clinical students.

Went shopping last Sat and got me this absolutely fabulous leopard skin 2 piece (swim) suit. As it covers only approximately 1.4 percent of my body surface area, will be cavorting like a maniac on the dance floor this weekend just to keep warm.

Sorry Seok Hong and Carren couldn't make it, but Adeline and I had a blast.

Adeline picked out this sartorial marvel which looks like it can barely hold itself together, much less conceal her vital organs. We were trying out stuff in the changing room (yes girls can do that together without resultant psychological damage, unlike most straight men), and I'm, like, thinking, Seng Kiat will SO be wearing a napkin to keep all that drool off his tie (arf! arf!)

Sg Petani man is of course invited. So is the Teluk Penyu man and UKM man.

Just something to fill in your time before you guys decide to go off bungee jumping or leaping into algae-infested pools over there in Nepal or Abu Dhabi or whatever -shudder-

And so the baby was found. Sheesh baby eaten by a rabid kangaroo or run over by produce truck would have made a better ending.

Reality is SO boring.

And heard someone in some sad town in N9 needs the services of Mycroft to keep the cows away from his house.

Ju Ann
In a BLUE T-SHIRT and WHITE SHORTS

tony...the pic down there....is just across your kuala penyu!!
that's a photo i took from pulau tiga

A lonely seagull flies the winds
Majestic... soaring...gliding wings
A single screech sounds from the sky
Come fly with me... come here and fly
My spirit floats to be a part
I feel the beating of its heart
My soul, one with this bird of sea
Now knows the meaning to fly free
I feel the winds caress my soul
And soar the streams without a goal
My being trembles of delight
A treasure I received tonight
The seagull's flight of soaring high
The gift of what it means to fly

This is for the 8th floor bungee-attemptee....

and yet, it was with the aid of a paediatrician that finally prevented our first class show of bungee-less bungee diving.

the higher authority had finally decided to let one of the cool person to stay back in seremban after fail to find a suitable place to place him, finding him to hav d uncanny ability to turn d cows crazy the moment they were near him,... so finally he is placed in a small isolation buiding far away from the hospital , known as The Instituition.
n true enuf the week he was placed there, someone wants to jump from the 8th floor. again.

Headlines: massive reshuffling of medical doctors.
In the aim to support the governments cry for developing the rural area, the ministry of health is sending out way cool people to educate the confused cows of the small towns. Ministry's officials said today that letters have been sent to respective persons and appeals will not be entertained as they are busy swatting flies and having tea. There is a general outcry from the cool people as they all know that the cows are beyond salvage. However,the outburst has fallen to deaf ears and the massive exodus is expected to begin next week.



who's going where, pray tell. I'll be going to KKIA tampin! yup, u are looking at the new Obs and paeds dr. Yucks, of all things, but glad no more calls. will be staying with Shin Yi. will be going on the 4th of july.... hmmm that's independence day US. hope it's like that for me too!

best of luck to u all!

i'm so proud that my beloved Sg Petani Hosp had become so infamous lately!!!.... Firstly with mentioning by our equally infamous Datuk Samy as one of the "problem" hospital (completing our new hospital, that is), then bout people wanting to sue us for accepting post-op patient for other "private super-rich" hospital (unfortunately, that lady had died). Right after that, 1 of our med patient got depressed in our hot as oven ward and decided to get a plunged, but unfortunately that poor person din aim into that small algea-infected pool but instead hit the ground and we had loss him. Then this story bout alien abducting babies in the ward!!! Wow, bet no other hospital can get as "famous" as us noow...mmmm wondering wat's next, hopefully its something that'l make us more well-known, but more pleasent..

So, anybody wanna join our exclusive infamous hosp club in SP??
Alan, i'v extended an exclusive invitation to u to join us. i know u like the action here. Who knows, maybe one of your heroic antics will appeased the aplenty cameramen here to make u an Hosp SP Idol....

Ju Ann, will go to your foam party, count me in...

Secretary dog: woof woof Nepal?!...wuff wooofff awwwww!!! pant pant pant...errrr wuffff woff....leave wooff no probwoofff....plan wuff wuuuufff awwww..... (hopefully my spelling is correct, if not any mistake is awfully regrettable)

Hi all
so pitiful the mother whose child was abducted from Sg. Petani Hospital
hey those working there... any news and info not in the papers... would like to hear. sure ur hospital director is throwing a fit now.

Following the incident, we here are initiating tagging of all newborns with GPS equipped subcutaneously embedded microchips so that any missing babies can be traced immediately.

May such things never happen again

Hi Anas! Where are you now?

Oh, Alan, puh-leeze, we all know your liking for human flesh, you freak. I didn't spend a ton of cash on these boobs so you can sweet talk me and then feed me to your pigs.

On a lighter note, Seok Hong, honey, this weekend, Adeline, Carren, Kai Inn and I are going bikini shopping for the party! DO join us dear. It will be great, just us 5 fabulous girls doing all that fabulous girly stuff together! Don't say no! (giggle)

Ju Ann
In ANTICIPATION

alan, i' glad u finally left your closet for the bright shiny life of love.

ju ann, u are right, the way to a man's heart is always through the stomach. way to go!

A or B
true or false
to war some have been
and returned with honours
purple medal or silver medal
we are proud of you
for taking the first step

congrats or rats
to those who made it
to those who have not
keep motivated
may the force be with you
dark or light

sorry ah boy,
sorry again for troubling your lovable dog, didn't know it can't speak english.
at least we know that there're more people willing to sacrifice their youthful energy with us.

let's take it slow....wait and see.....
why not you get married first so that we can all get together
and talk about it.......good idea?!!!!!!!!!!! (just kidding)

I'm a mighty cheeseburger, and my soul, my soul, a dingy toilet-roll

Ju Ann
In CONFUSION

Gho-st: Remember to wear your favorite ManUtd jersey if going to Nepal. Cristiano Ronaldo just visited the Aceh kid. Too bad the four lost-in-FraserHill kids were not wearing any football or celebrity-endorsed shirts (no offence intended to those boys, i was glad that they were found safe and sound).

Tan,

i apologise for my dog's inability to communicate in English, i see he is not making good the English lessons i arrange for him...

Nepal trip has always been in our minds... me, Tailo, Tua pui... but somehow or another during student days it just didn materialise... lack of fund being the culprit most of the time

the thing is all of us now still interested in going Nepal... but now getting leave to go off would be considerably a bigger problem.

Details are pretty shoddy... something like... try get leave... see if everyone can get leave... book flight there and go hike around till leave over. sorry no concrete details i can give

the way its going now it appears like it will not materialise... sigh

dear secretary dog,

i understand your needs and will go right to it. will telephone you when agreement achieved with my male dog.

pleasures aside, i am still interested in the nepal trip. count me in the tour pack.

woofing off...
carren

Carren,

Woof woof male?!@?@? Wa wa wooom woof!!!... neuter woof bah! ass wuf wuf have? wuf wuf gay!!! wa wa wa hooowl!!! oomph! wuuf wuuf telephone?!

Secretary dog

dear secretary dog,

i appreciate your prompt reply. yes, i accept RM 100,000 for being the 5th participant in your holiday package. i also appreciate your offer to weed my garden, wash my windows, iron my laundry, paint the fences as well as sew new curtains for me. but i must let you down gently and early... my male dog has already been neutered. I see no happy future for the both of u. thus i can not accept your generous offers... except for the RM 100,000 which we may use it to reverse
the operation.

whimper, whimper
carren

Dear Carren,

Woof woof woof!!! wuf wooof Nepal wufwuff... wuffwooof woof HOOOOWWWLLL!!!!!!!!! wuf woof wuf woof wuf?!? wuuf wof wuufff woof wuf! wufy wuf pant pant pant.... :)

Secretary Dog

dear secretary dog,
i am interested in joining your tour to nepal. however i would like to know if sex in the city chicks are allowed participation? will leather stilletos and gucci jackets be appropriate? if not, i am willing to settle for 1 inch mary janes and corduroy guess jacket.

if there are anymore openings, pls reply asap, as fast as your paws can type.

thank you.

what a mess this blog has become!!!!!!!!!
sissy talk..... remind me of the series of The Sex and City
-all that women in control and women freely talk about sex/love....sasazu thing?

anyway , you girls are really single and fabulous!!

ah boy, don't get lost in the jungle of Mt KK..... i will be worried! ha ha
Nepal, ai.....who want to go to Nepal please contact chong tien or his secretary dog.

i never knew penis touched during the mating ritual
this site is very educational

Dear friends,

I've decided to leave Jued, the promiscuous pus-bag. Just thinking about him makes me feel greasy, and I've to go bathe.

Also I strongly suspect he is seeing men on the side. How can I touch a penis that has touched another penis?

Long ago the 7 primary Powers of our world (the Gods of our 4 major religions, Mahatma Gandhi, Ginger Spice and Batman) arbitrarily decided that certain things are evil and go against the natural order of things, eg. man kissing another man, using Clexane, taking out the trash on a Sunday, etc. My favourite uncle Yung is a very religious man so how can I even think of breaking his heart?

Uncle Yung can accept him sleeping with a hundred other women, but when Jeud gets involved with a guy, even if it's only one, I'm afraid there's no compromise.

I'm strong. I've risen like a glorious pink butterfly way above all this shoolah. I'm a Goddess, a light of perfection, a paragon of beauty, sexy incarnate. I deserve much better, don't you think?

So friends, I'm inviting all of you to my Liberation party on July 2nd 8 pm at Atmosphere KL. It's a foam party, so don't bother wearing many clothes. In fact the theme of the event is Underwear Nite. There will be (male) strippers, don't fret!

All of you are invited. Yes you in JB. Yes you in Keningau. Yes you in Manjung. Yes you in Penang. Yes you in Alor Setar. Yes you in Seremban.

Ju Ann
In CONTROL

Carren we'll still be needing those pies thanks

Guys, for a moment there I actually believed that Ju Ann is really getting engaged and was checking my roster for July 2nd.

Who's Jude?

Watching Manhunt. My jaw will be dropping til Tuesday.

JUDE! Say it isn't true! Say you didn't do IT with another man! Say that I'm your one and only boo-boo!

I know he's too cute for words. I know he has an awesome bod. I know how irresistably charming he is. I too have felt the terrible power of his smile.

But he's a guy! And I'm a girl! I'm the one who is morphologically compatible with you! Don't you think we fit better together?

I know how he can make you gasp. I've heard about wat he can do with his lips. But I promise that I'm at least 2 levels ahead of him. LET ME SHOW YOU!

Come back to me Jude. Come back. We can still make it for July 2nd. I haven't called off the caterers yet.

Ju Ann
In LUV

Carren dear thank you in advance for the pies.

alan, the weird dreams are clear now. it is obvious that it is u who is actually engaged to judy arokiasamy and will definitely turn up with waffles. or pies, anything u wish. although i am quite upset u made ju ann your wedding planner, but heck, better to have someone who stays in klang valley.

ANNOUNCEMENT

I'd like to invite all of you to my engagement party in Batang Berjuntai on July 2nd 7 pm (no Malaysian time, people). Yes my boyfriend Jude and I are taking that first step to getting hitched. Please sms me as to whether you can make it. Waffles will be served, don't fret!

Ju Ann and Jude Arokiasamy

carren, no can do big day cos no can get off more than one weekend plus one post call day. that also pitiful colleagues doing EODs n i have to pay back 3 weekends EOD for one weekend off. if do big day in such situation will be 2H dinner from 7-9pm cos falling asleep soon after that. 3 GA MOs in manjung, most senior one 8 months old. anyone want to save us?? the frequent calls are suffocating. will soon turn into old hag not fit to be seen in photos/dinner etc. will need to hire young, gorgeous representative (will ask alan for one of his devotees) to masquerade as me. but dont worry, will put u on the list of dignitaries invited to my BIG roti canai themed wedding dinner.

chiewleng, ever considered locumship?? lucarative though illegal career. me just discovered from cleo mag(check out my educational reading material) that many anaest drugs easily accesible and smuggalable by yours truly r drug of abuse, ketamine, ephedrine etc. another lucarative though illegal field there.hwah ha ha ha........

must go now to supermarket, buy legal stuff

adeline: big cash means big wedding dinner... so when is the big day?

chiew leng: i see that your attempt to eliminate your dog has failed and now it is back with a vengence!

baker of pie made from lactose intolerant elephant: i have nothing to say, just like your name...

greetings all fellow earthlings!

earthling adeline: claims and allowances and salary not adequate....am resorting to contests and slogan writing and praying...my eyes set on the BMWs in ESSO contest...(drool....)

earthling kai inn: working 5 days a week in health side sounds good....but not for us in hospitals...

earthling 17A girl: Haven't seen your cheesy ad...But read that you wanna become gynecologist....question is Gynecology?!!why the hell did you studied so hard for?!

Earthling ghost: tomorow is thrash day...

Hi gang, adeline here masquerading as carren again,
chiew leng, i'm getting like 2 thousand bucks for my call claims next month. makes u wonder whether our salary is low or the call claim is high. anyway, love the money.

lee kien, me no like the 17A creature either, did i remember her wanting to be a doctor? that's dumb.

kai inn, me being in district type hosp with 3 GA MO not supportive of the 5 day week thingy. i means more stressful PH calls when ur the only dumbo on call, plus longer working hours when ur not on call, plus the fact that PH call is only rm 20 more than weekday call. sheesh that is such a thing to cry about for us :(. i think i should aim to become pengarah of some ikan bilis hospital instead or at least become some kerani. all these policies benefit office staff. anyway they were fought for by office staff too (who were free enough).

ghost, admire that u can take care of a dog as well as urself given our working conditions. any dog kept by me would sadly become an anjing kurap in no time.

we been getting crappy lazy irresponsible EL abusing HO's in manjung, just ask chun wearn if u dont believe me. is that a phenomena particular to manjun where HO pampering is the norm or is it a widespread epidemic around malaysia? alan the potty sitter, pls pls, work some magic on them as i know u have connections with the great maggot god.

ok then, got to hit the sack, getting achy n sleepy

Dear Blog...

been hearing news of raving mad baker, maker and cranker running loose in here... be afraid be very afraid. a reward of 500 sacks of rice husks is being offerred for the capture alive of this manic individual. be warned, armed and dangerous is he, and dark is his power, for it is said... all who look into his eyes will be fallen.

anyone can believe 2 years is almost up? new HO are coming in to be bullied... ah the joy of seniority, twisted is my mind on the prospect of torturing the poor souls. RM100 per night their pay now, so they should suffer 4 times as much... muahahhaa

Nepal! Nepal! where art thou!? Si tai lo!? when u free la?! or we just go delve deep into the water of Sipadan...

up hiking Mt K again in July, daily jogging must be commenced, else suffer will I on climb.

Dog been teaching me fence building, so far still able to clamber over fence and run out. Will not give up... must not lose to dumb dog.

Rambling on and on... anyone bored yet

Life is a journey that ultimately ends in death, so be joyful for death, for then will we be at journey's end?!

dear alan,

hey, your writing keep us wanting to make this our blog and
news updates and... to have a little fun in between our miserable life

congratulation to those that still doing oncall in hospital! pay up.
for me, i think 5 days weeking day is a better news, ha ha.

keep up your good work... not the pencil girl style. sucks

Dear Diarrhea,

Am I too dramatic? Am I as cheesy as the girl in the pencil commercial? I realize it shouldn't be always about me.

Heard some mooing outside my gate today. A cow has pooed in front of my house again, I'm afraid.

Yours appreciatively,
Alan
Baker of Broken Buttercups

Dear Dairy,

Been having recurrent dreams of being sat on by an elephant with a dirty bottom. What does it all mean?

Yours astonishingly,
Alan
Maker of Flower Pots

Dear Diary,

Wanted to watch Tombstone of the Fireflies today but decided I'm not strong enough yet, especially not after these past few months.

Settled finally for my Westlife Karaoke VCD, which doesn't make you cry. Sigh.

Post-call and it's a wet windy day today in KP. Will get into bed and snuggle up with my teddy bear mmmmm.

Ok write again soon.

Yours truly,
Alan
Keeper of the Turnips

It's been around for some time, but you know the 2B pencil commercial starring the 17A SPM girl? Now that's cheesy.

more money$$$
kachink!!

$$ $$

oo

\____/


lemme see.....$150 for weekday call.....$170 for weekend...... a bit shortchanged isn it to do weekend call....i rather do few back to back weekday calls.........

Pretty corny in parts but I found it quite inspiring. Enjoyable liao.

GO PALPATINE!

star wars? well, just glad tat dun hav to line up for the ticket. (though i watched in kl)....it would b a great film if it was shown in the 80's...n there goes the show to look forward to ...

to all who found star wars disappointing....do check this url out....

http://www.storewars.org/flash/index.html

one word to describe star wars... bleah!

to those who have not watched it yet, don't bother getting dvd9 for it. don't even get dvd. vcd or even vcr quality suffices it.

Sex is hereditary. If your parents never had it, chances are you won't either

Anonymous

kingdom of heaen is really a good movie. sensitive issue. scott manage to make it so hollywood looked, tryin to make it politically correct. well, hav to say, not a ez movie to make.
now to wait for star wall... hopefully it wil not disappoint.... lik prev.....

Alan: You wear contact lens? The writer of Narnia books, is he a contemporary writer or is he dead like Tolkien?

To those who have not watched Kingdom of Heaven, do go with low expectations and you will be pleasantly entertained like I was.

To those who have watched it already, here are some truths...

- balian is actually stepfather to sybilla and there was never an affair between them, not documented anyway.

- balian was never a child out of wedlock and in fact had two other brothers and they all grew up together and fought for the king together.

- balian's father is also called balian, not godfrey

- sybilla was actually very committed to Guy de Lusignon, as the king of jerusalem (sybilla's brother) tried anulling sybila's marriage but she refused

- sybilla was crowned as a sole queen on the condition she divorced Guy but allowed to marry her next husband of her choice. As queen, she remarried Guy and allowed him to crown himself king of Jerusalem.

anyone else interested in history like me can go to this website
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Balian_of_Ibelin

Also check this trailer out
http://www.apple.com/trailers/wb/harry_potter/thegobletoffire/

While waiting for Episode III to open, can catch the trailer for The Chronicles of Narnia: the Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe on ntv7 either between 12.00-12.15 pm or 6.30-6-45 pm everyday til May 18 (Episode III opens May 19).

Unlike The Lord of the Rings, I only read The Chronicles about, er, 3-4 times :P

Like my new contact lenses?

Can also access the "Archives of Diseases of Childhood" at http://adc.bmjjournals.com. Free for a limited time after the tsunami.

Good day everyone

As per Lee kien's request, a list of useful websites to gain free medical full-text journals are now displayed on the sidebar below the mug shot of Alan. All websites and username and password were accurate at the time of publishing. Any failure of links please complain to UM Library, the place where i stole all the passwords.

Ciao!

and for those sitting for exams
all the BEST!!

9 days till the opening of the biggest show on earth.....

may the force be with us

be patient... key to being Jedi... it is

to all those who are already mothers, happy mother's day!!

What's worse than evil robots or super volcanoes or world wars or planting your own food?

Last episode of Kim Possible today! WAAAAAAAAAAA

faith and dream is just a line across
religion does not allow us to question its truth -just believe!
being religious is to stay in other end of human mind's spectrum
like schizophrenia being other end of human personality.
sceptic about religion is not much different from faithful in religion.
too serious about life and there after, going in different direction
toward the different ends.

we are just sitting in between......mystery people !

induksi...
6 meals a day...
paunch set in....
no more sunken cheek...
no more prominent cheekbones....
back to work,
hope waistline decrease..

Star Wars akan datang....
been months since i saw THX!

i am back!!!!!
induction was nice. at least for n9 state. manage to get hold of mc in alor setar. seems d penang induction was rather hell. all occupied til today.
final exam was difficult.... if not for the leak q. reminded me of the finals durign form 6... basically a rather heavy pa paper. well, just glad tat was over. now, back to work.....

oh oh and one more thing hesaid will happen, dat after WW3, man will live like how our great great great anchestor used to live (growing and planting our own food)...but if that's the case, y he said man will live under robots rule in 203... or is it b'coz WW3 is between Human and Robots and we human bloody lose to robots........................................thus.................

Hi everybody,
Din know that our blog is becoming so religious nowadays. Thanks to the Cranker to enlighten us to the GMG, the mightiest of the soft, slimy yucky world. Hail the GMG...!!

And speaking bout end of the world, well what i'v to say but to agree (personal opinion only mah) with the mighthy Schemer of The World Destruction (dat's u BTW, Cranker)...just read dat with all the earthquakes and volcanoes in Indonesia partying, the big BIG brother, the SUPERVOLCANO will also awake sooner in the future (heard it'l b in our lifetime).

And hav all heard bout a story in US where a guy claimed to hav come from the future, i.e 2032 (so, the world was still there at that time eh..), said there's a big computer virus outbreak then and he was send via timemachine (what the heck..) back to 198.. to retrace the technology that built the first notebook in order to counter the BIG virus (so, older is wiser is always correct afterall). then he stopped at 2001 on his way back to 2032 coz he wanted to look at his childhood years and parents (apparently,his parents died not much later after 2001)... there, he access the web and spoken to lots of people bout who he is and disclosed a few things, which people claimed he said it and it happened...such as
1. Said US will attack Iraq for no apparent reason
2. George Bush will b president again
3. Prince Charles will get marry this year.
4. Pope John Paul II goes back to God's side this year (no offence to GMG)
....and a few other things,but what he said will happen that's interesting...

1. There'l b Civil War in US this year that'l last a few years (dt dissatisfaction over last election)
2. Olympic in 2004 will b the last successfully staged one (the one in Beijing wont b successfully staged and that will b the end to Olympic games)
3. Beijing and Taiwan will b in civil war in 201... (well, v predicted this one will happen sooner o or later)
4. English Language will ceased to b international language in the future and in place is,...u guess.... correct Chinese Language,.............but more interestingly Arab Language will also b one of the two international languages...
5. US will retire as the world superpower, and ...yes again... China will take over..
6. 3rd world war is looming in the horizon (i think he said it'l b in 201... or 202.. )
7. Things in I,Robot (staring Will Smith) will really happen (man live with computers and robots)... and wat's worse, man will hav to live under robots control too (well, if he's really fr 2032, then we'l probably live to see it, if v r not bombed during the WW3....if that really happen)

....and some other things but i'v forgotten oredi, coz bz looking for rice cakes to appease the GMG...praying that all this things is CRAPS

Well, let's c if this prophecy thing will ever happen,... we'l not hav to wait long to see whether the No.1 will happen or not.....

Thanks for reading...Me Is Stupid Fella,out (as in Ryan Seacrest , Out...BTW, he got a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame for saying the out out thing...hopefully i'l get mine soon too..hehe)

Dear Carren,

The Great Maggot God contacted me via ICQ today and says he will come for you soon.

Good job planting the finger there. Now she will go to jail for grand larceny. You get another 1000 Evilness points! Remember, 2500 points entitles you to a free sandwich maker.

Dear Adeline, dressed up as a Carren,

Good ploy trying to get us to visit you there in Manjung, the deadesEST place north of Kuala Pilah.

I think the GMG is a bit too big to fit in a nostril. And you can always recognize him by his grossly enlarged testes (hypertelorism) and his twenty-four lidless eyes.

Cheers and beers,
Alan

speaking bout maggots, there was a pt in icu here who had 2 of them crawl out of his nose. could that be the great maggot god ur refering to,alan? anyone want to come here with rice cakes to pray for money, sucess n etc?
adeline

miss the induksi boat
but can not gloat
stuck in hospital getting choked

so many stupid patients
amputating fingers all in turns
i must admit it was me
who served the finger with chili!

Great Maggot God
Muted Goddess of Strawberry
take my humble offerings
for i have much to spare!

induction is not as bad as it is.
well, at least in melaka.
havin my one half day break, so back in seremban for clean clothes.
boring, yes, but enjoyin it in a way.
6 meals a day (getting fat). air con room. astro on tv (bringing my vcd machine tomolo). lots, ,i mean lots of sport facilities here. well, let c, ,there is bowling, squash, ping pong, bicycle (yet to do tat), swimming (which i dun), n archery (planning for next week)
well, the whole day is full of lectures til 10pm, but stil manage to find time to do those extra stuff......

well, hav to remind myself to study oredi for the test next week.....

Very poetic Chong Tien.

I've got one too.

Life in Pilah
Very boring
People lead simple lives
No shopping, movies or clubs
Can die liao

I shudder at the thought of going thru induction myself. YECH

The End of the World is coming!

Signs
1. A series of powerful earthquakes kills hundreds of thousands across Asia. Recent activation of scores of volcanoes threatens continued extermination of the people of Indonesia
2. Woman in Las Vegas finds chopped finger in chilli
3. Joseph Ratzinger elected new Pope
4. Motorist driving in London hit by frozen sausage, sustains nasal bone fracture
5. Backstreet Boys release new single

Let us ask the blessing of the Great Maggot God, and his best friend's auntie, the Muted Goddess of Strawberry, to protect us in the awful times to come.

Offer them a rice cake today.

Induksi in Sabah
Stupid course
treating people like kids
wasting time, effort and money
gaining little in return

those who not sure whether want to stay in Govn after induksi dun want anymore
the pain u have to go thru to get promoted is excruciating
and u still have to clean ur boss' boots
irritating

Lee Kien, for the journal websites go into the UM library database. u can use any of the students matriks card number or ur own if not expired

then click database on the website
u will get access to almost all the leading journals in different databases
good medical databases are ScienceDirect, Ovid, Proquest, Springer
Sorry cant give u the username password now cos short of time here... will provide u a list when i back in Keningau if u haven got it yet

frankly, i don't think we are stuck in a rut. more like, our journey in life is at a more relaxed pace. trust me money is not everything. where we are in life is not as important as to how we got there. i would much prefer to stay and work in malaysia than let's say Singapore or japan where almost everyone is beautiful and successful and living on the high-paced life.

call me pure malaysian then.
i love it here
i would never migrate but never say never. anyhow, i love the peculiarities of our malaysian patients as well as the people i work with. compared to 2 years ago, i have learned how to get them to do things for me, my way. in that aspect, i would say my people skills have vastly improved.no point getting frustrated over things which are beyond your control. the last i heard, it was a cause for hypertension.

we are young only once. lead your live the way you want. if there exists hermits in the highlands of KP, so be it. cos if one looks like the man in the pic, i can't blame them - for that face earned a mother's loathing, for a mask was his first piece of clothing.

I know what you mean, Alan.

Like when watching The Apprentice, I don't know whether you feel the same but i feel like, hey we've been good and worked hard, we've excelled like those people, but look at where we are now and what we are stuck with. Things here are like 'tak apa, minum dulu' or 'kerja tak akan habis punye, rilek dulu'. I don't need to elaborate, we all know the culture and people we work with everyday.

It's like, if we are given the opportunity to have a shot at the highest level of the industry, we can prove our potential and our worth.

I have a cousin who failed Physics in STPM, but went to UniSheffield and got a bachelor of engineering and now is working for a multinational company in UK. SeowVoon's classmate who was second place in class back in secondary school, took up JPA scholarship, studied engineering in Imperial College, now earns five digit monthly in Pound Sterling.

I guess maybe every M.O. goes through this phase esp during the 2nd, 3rd year of the service, when everything is so unsure. Hope we will come to the catch-up phase within the next seven years.

Meanwhile, let me know if there is anything I can help in your ploy to destroy the world.

P/s anyone know of passwords to journal sites like bmj, lancet, apart from the 'gracie-bosco' login for NEJM?

This guy



Obtained A* in 11 papers for his O levels.
Got perfect scores in his SATs for Maths and English.
Is well versed in several languages.

Plays rugby, football, badminton and extreme sports.
Participated in British national level athletics.

Taught English and music to Cambodian street children in Phnom Penh.
Climbed Mt Kilimanjaro to raise money for the Mvumi School in Tanzania.

Helped design a cooling system in collaboration with a British engineering firm.

Plays the violin, guitar, piano and drums. Has grade 8 distinctions in both piano and violin, currently working for his diploma from the Royal Schools of Music.
Leads the orchestra of a prestigious school in the UK. Won several British national music competitions.
Played in the KL Symphony and Asian Youth Orchestras. Performed at an international jazz concert featuring Al Jarreau.

Has been offered places in Stanford, Harvard AND Oxford.




Me? I'm just a bitter old hunchbacked hermit, cooped up in the hills, planning to destroy the world.