Saturday, May 31, 2003

chong tien: well, it may look haunted but at least better than hwa sen's room where the roof collapsed! watch out those in penang.

those going to sban: only turn up at the office at 9am on 16th. don go earlier becos no room to stay. better to stay in cos gurls block is at 8th flr of hosp. this means i can wake up like 5 mins just before punching card.
also, there are already 15 ukm HOs. stupid hosp may have bad financial planning that is why they don't take in many hos. this cud also mean more work. sigh... don know if i'm lucky or unlucky.

who is fatso?

who else got what? i rec my letter today. please keep us updated. thanks.
hei
did anyone read bout some pirated n porno vcd factory in mcca operating under cover of a chicken farm?
hmmmmm
bet mmmaaaannnnyy ppl now regret not putting mcca in as their choice now tat it turns out to be the place where it all begins-for pirated vcd anyway
and tony, u were right bout the tuak drunk drivers, there's like this family all kill in a road accident 5 of them
terrible huh
Kalis... ahhh don't get insulted la... u r always welcomed with ur deep intellectual philosophical crap... And u should be grateful that we saved u from being sent deep into Tawau.

Fatso got Penang. KMM has a knack not to give u ur home state unless it's a hospital that no one really wants like Kuala Pilah or Klang. :)
Wah ... looks like a whole bunch of you guys are coming to Seremban. Welcome, welcome.

Hey, Sathiya, where are you posted? And yeah, I've always despised fanatics.

P/S If any of you were to mail any important document to another country, NEVER use Pos Malaysia's registered post (PosDaftar). They can only track the item to KLIA. Beyond that, if hilang or anything, they cant do nuts about it. So PosDaftar = normal unregistered post. Use PosLaju instead, or any other international courier.
Carren: i would sincerely hope they built new ones coz the ones lee kien showed me looked haunted.

thanks for the photo masyitah

tony: we shall not let a pest ruined our life!! just keep a bottle of ridsect handy :)

Friday, May 30, 2003

hullo everybody, does anybody else know who else is going to sban besides me, wenjih, and vicky?
does anybody also know how bad is bad the quarters are?
hullo esther, long time no hear.
Also, my advice is everybody go flood the kkm. those idiots won't let us check for other ppl. stupid, it only means they have to layan more ppl. if that is what they want, we shud give it to them! ;p
I expected the blog to be rife with news, expressions of joy or disappointment; but it does not seem to be so. I guess everyone is waiting for the official letter first hah?
GCT: i've uninstalled CM4, frustrated with the losing streak despite my patience and efforts, and Arsenal is crazy with its unbeaten run. Try out these not-too-expensive fantastic non-youngster hot prospects: Mancini, Deco(4.5M), and Joe Cole(10M) - they are almost always 8 in form and are frequent MoM. The U-19 GK Lee Steel has great form too. Ok, that's the last with CM4.
Carren/JA: Thanks for checking out our postings. We are both satisfied with the allocation. For me, Sban and KP have their pros and cons. Sban is more hectic but i can stay at home. KP is less hectic so I can do more of my own things but is 1hr away.
hmm
i've been somehow not invitable to the blog this whole hols :,(
anyhow bet u guys hav nuff of me on msn chat alone hor
well, its a real task to go thru the blog stuff....... but glad to be some sort of reunited wit the gila gang b4 the real hell breaks lose
bye for now
expect more crap to come ur way
n blame ct cos he showed me the way in
adeline
GCT: Yeah, I'm glad that I'll be working and staying with someone familiar. Hey, dont you feel that in CM games, the outcome of the match is already decided before you even start. (reminiscent of Matrix here). The tactics just change the goal margin, or makes it a draw. I have tried every possible tactic against Arsenal but I always concede towards the end. And this Arsenal is dam good, always good run of results, I cant afford to lose a single game. I have gone thru some of the MAtrix forum you suggested, but i still feel Carren's idea about a matrix within a matrix is the best.
Tony... Your own state has decided to disown u!! as far as i know it's u, me, Kalis and Prabath in KK. Looks like we can't get rid of that pest. Just kidding... should be fun, as long as P steers clear from my butt!

Yong: Heard Alan in K. Pilah too
Tentatively I am posted to Kuala Pilah. It's 45 min to 1 hr's drive fr Sban town. Should be less hectic than Sban GH. Heard that O&G oncall is only 6 times a month for housemen .... Was told that there are already 4 Chinese UKM fresh housemen there.

Hah, this is it, the bittersweet pinch that arouses us from this lovely dream for the past 2 months. For now, I guess I'll just wait for the letter, maybe I will report for duty on 9 or 16 June (aiya, hard to jump start this sedentary lifstyle).

Wonder who else gets Sban or KP. If you get Sban, call me and I'll be glad to show you around Sban town. Wenjih: where is Yap posted?
n i am officially back after 3 days of super diarrhoea, remnant from a curse from a northern state. well, as i said, what a price to pay for the great penang food. worth it. too bad i didnt get thinner..... so, to celebrate, pizza today!
anyway, yup, mycroft is sherlock's bro.... how evil is he? well, look at me n u would hav an idea.
well, 2 more weeks to go b4 officialy end of good times, beginning of hell.... so i've decided to spend the remaining with Heroes4.. gues chee foo has to agree with me tht it is time well spent.
well, vcd is still rampant in penang, at least. mc brought me to midland.... top floor piracy heaven.. n thank goodness of invention of burner.. we bought the pirated software, n pirate it again in mc house, so we share the bargain.

Thursday, May 29, 2003

OMG, posting letters out!!!???? Really....!!!!???
Just came back fr holiday in Thailand and trembling wif news of posting letters out.....really hopes that it wont for few more days...
Alan: 'The Beach' is not filmed in Koh Sah Mui. The island is only shown in the old map, but the actual island location is Koh Phi Phi (Phi Phi Island) and various locations in Krabi (one of the provinces in Thailand). Planned to go to Phi Phi Islang initially but changed mind at the last minute to trip around Krabi instead (cause just came back fr Lang Tengah mah..)
Krabi is a really nice place wif a lot of interesting places to visit...e.g. hot water stream (natural jacuzzi river,ahh...), seashell cemetery (claimed one of the only three in the world,mmm??!!...), cave boating, crystal 'BLUE' river and pond, elephant riding,........
Well, again, hope that the posting letters wont be out soon....sob sob...
heard the whole list is out... only the prob.. a bit difficult to c the list in the office
Tony : Apparently letters to those whos names start with A - J have been sent as of today! Aiyacaramba!
So to those of your who are in this priviledged list + those who paid multiple visits to the MMC carrying the UM flag, please list down your posting results! Thank you + good luck!
Hey guys...check out the full US Top 10:

1: Bruce Almighty £53m
2: The Matrix Reloaded £28m
3: Daddy Day Care £11m
4: X2: X-Men United £8m
5: The In-Laws £5.5m
6: Down With Love £3.1m
7: The Lizzie McGuire Movie £2.4m
8: Holes £1.8m
9: Identity £1.6m
10: Anger Management £1.5m
Congrats to Milan!!! though it was a 0-0 draw... the game was never a bore. Rosh... i thought u supported Juve, must be heartbroken huh? and u tot w/ Buffon penalty shootouts will b a snag? Dida has had a history of saving penalties as well, the commentators totally forgot that.

Yong: it is slow. on my laptop the same lag time u experience is there, but it is bearable. coz of all the stats. If u can't get the top defenders try Phillipe Mexes. In real life he is very highly rated and touted to be a target of Ferguson, dunno about the game. Daniel Nardiello has come good in my game after i experience the worst injury crisis i have ever seen.

Wow... Tony... Tuak Orgy? so i guess Bintulu isn't that boring after all.
Tony : Tuak orgy..sounds groovy! U tuaking yourself arr Tony, naughty boy...save some for us!

Wednesday, May 28, 2003

CL : U bring us hopefull news! VCD's are back...hooray! Even in Alor Setar the VCD guys are hiding in fear, but an underground source quoted that June is the month of their comeback! Cross your fingers people....
Lee Kien:
vcd up and about in certain corners already. somewhere in sek 17. none in petaling street, the last i checked.

To the rest who went petaling street with moi the other day:
music cd is available..around 6 pm-ish.

Pirated-cd-supporter signing out...
GCT: I started a game by 'quickstart' using Man U. Donno why everytime when the game generates results (e.g. from 1st 2nd div, Champ league etc) it is slow. Even in the main squad menu, it takes time to go to the tactic window, and back. The worst of all is during matches on 'key' view, it takes time to load the 2D simulation. I have reinstalled it, defragment and surface scanned my hard disc to no avail. Maybe it's just a sign that my computer is beginning to age. I m in Nov of my first season. V Nistelrooy and Becks are darned good. O'Shea is great in this game, but Chadwick is not anymore. Laurent Blanc keeps getting injured ... need to buy a star defender soon, eyeing Nesta and Cannavaro. Will check out the youngsters you suggested.
No problem with loading blog anymore, maybe it was just server's problem yesterday.

Tony: wonder what you do at home ... do you have pets at home?

Where is Fabian?
Yong: yeah i know what u mean. On one hand don't want it to come so can lazy and rot, on the other want it to just so can move on with life.

Yeah i have been hooked on CM4 past few days. DOn't know what u mean by slow... how many leagues did u run simultaneously? i only ran 1 on my laptop. not as fun... but good enough. Which team u playing. My objective in this game is to develop young players so i control the reserves and U19 as well. Look for Isaac Osbourne, Anthony Gerard, Jay McEveley and Collins John. Very promising young players.

I personally have not have much problems opening the blog page here. Tell me if any of u have any problems. I will reduce the pics further... of course that means Alan's power will wane and wane and wane...

Tony: I know u're bored... go watch Matrix la, should be an enjoyable 2 hours... Oh wait... there's no cinema at ur place is there?? ooops sorry... hehehe

Kalis: seems really got ppl apply KK and don't get.... see where we end up. All the best.

Mu: yeah Mycroft is Sherlocks evil brother...

Tuesday, May 27, 2003

Does everyone have trouble opening our blog page? I could not load it the today. Only could load this post & publish page.

I cant take credit for the VCD article. I merely utilized the same skills as Chiew Leng, i.e. ctrl-c and ctrl-v, from a forwarded e-mail. I found it funny and actually reflects the cetak rompak culture, so I thought I'd share it with everyone. The operasi must be very intense now. I cannot find any ciplak VCD in Seremban, Serdang, Petaling St or Alor Setar! But I m sure they will all be back.

You know guys, I have a sense of dread this week because of the impending arrival of posting letter. It's a mixed feeling, like I am both looking forward to and dreading at the same time the arrival of the letter. Hard to describe the inner tumults. Is it just me or do you guys identify to this as well.

Where is Fabian?

Chun Wearn: How come no posts in the blog?
Tony: Is there Astro coverage at your place? Just curious.
Mu: LWJ once told me that Mycroft is the name of the brother of Sherlock Holmes.
LWJ: Is the tummy upset better? What did Ming Chern feed you?!
GCT: Have you tried CM4? U still in KL? It's slooow on my Pentium 3, 733Mhz, 128Mb RAM computer. Did I get the settings/config wrong?

Monday, May 26, 2003

LWJ : Is Mycroft your real name, as in on IC too?
been up to penang for 3 days, n somuch i had to catch up in the blog.after numerous food torture by ming chern, got diarrhoea on my day back home.... n it is definitely not a nice journey. thank GOD for all the toilets built.
Lee Kien... u are WAY too free...

oh, those who wants to know what's going on in the Matrix try here and here. But don't if u guys haven't watch the movies.

Congratulations to Tony for being cutie of the week... chics must be flocking to your stable now.
Tony : Samy is my dads name you doink! Not " samy " as in priest! I think the KK monkeys are blurring your sences! No biggie, but i think your monkey buds are lill estranged! Save yourself man, b4 u become Monkeyman II :)
Alan : Right on mate! A marvel of diagnostic imaging, to save their womenly assets + they complain of squeeshing!
CL : Nothing personal against u dear, hehehe, dont take all this the wrong way..it's directed at the writer lady .We XY's have nothing personal against XX's
Matrix news : LOS ANGELES, California (Reuters)
A Los Angeles Superior Court judge has frozen co-director Larry Wachowski's business assets in a bitter divorce fight between the reclusive filmmaker and his estranged wife, Thea Bloom, who claimed he was concealing funds from her, according to newly disclosed court documents.In a declaration accompanying her request for the restraining order, Bloom said she and Wachowski mutually agreed to separate last July, after nearly nine years of marriage. Bloom said she learned that "Larry has received large payments (for the "Matrix" films) that I never saw deposited in our joint accounts."

What a load of crap! She wants his hard earned money, biatch! Trying asking her to write, direct and produce the Matrix!!


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I agree with Murali. Yeah so it hurts. So does blood taking. Or lumbar puncture. Sure take it out on the guys. If the writer hates it so much then just DON'T go for it, for fuck's sake. WE don't care if it's a malignancy.
CL : The poem must be wriiten by some gal who has underlying breast pathology which has been missed on prior examinations requiring repeat mammography + male hatred as evidenced by the last paragraph :) I guess if there's a less squeezy method of mammography, she should research it,cos she sure doesnt like her breast being squished ! Poor thing..She aptly equates male testicles = female breast, gosh..she must me misinformed! Ovaries = testicles dear writer ! The breasts have other functions dear writer...

Sunday, May 25, 2003

murali:nope. but wish i was dat good.
nevertheless, my expertise is in "ctrl c" and "ctrl v"
no monkeys in my neighbourhood to steal my mails-but i still haven't receive the MMC letter yet.
anybody else who hasn receive it too?
Chiew Leng : Did u write this poem yourself ?
Ode To a Mammogram
For years and years they told me,
Be careful of your breasts,
Don't ever squeeze or bruise them,
And give them monthly tests.

So I heeded all their warnings,
And protected them by law.
Guarded them very carefully,
And I always wore my bra.

After 30 years of astute care,
My Doctor found a lump.
She ordered up a mammogram,
To look inside that bump.

"Stand up very close," she said,
As she got my boob in line.
"And, tell me when it hurts," she said.
"Ah yes! There, that's fine."

She stepped upon a peddle.
I could not believe my eyes!
A plastic plate pressed down and down,
My boob was in a vice!

My skin was stretched and stretched,
From way up under my chin.
My poor boob was being squashed,
To Swedish pancake thin.

Excruciating pain I felt,
Within it's vice-like grip.
A prisoner in this vicious thing,
My poor defenseless tits!

"Take a deep breath," she said to me,
Who does she think she's kidding?
My chest is mashed in her machine,
And woozy I am getting.

"There, that was good," I heard her say
As the room was slowly swaying.
"Now let's have a go at the other one."
"Lord have mercy," I was praying.

It squeezed me from up and down,
It squeezed me from both sides,
I'll bet she's never had this done,
Not to her tender little hide!

If I had no problem when I came in,
I surely have one now.
If there had been a cyst in there,
It would have popped, Ker-pow!

This machine was designed by man,
Of this I have no doubt,
I'd like to stick his balls in there.
And see how they come out!
Didn't say nuthin' bad abt Tony!

Screening party has as much taste as a liverwort.

Don u guys have to start trainin to wake up early for work?

Must dismantle shrine soon. Don worry can survive on solar cells.

Saturday, May 24, 2003

Tony: i still think you are cuter than the cake, no matter what alan says!
Others: the matrix within the matrix did not come from me, but a friend of mine. no credit shud go to me. also, the sushi thing, don take it seriously, i tried my dogs but they just weren't hungry, i guess.
Latest: white water rafting cancelled as water levels have gone below the necessary level thus needing passengers to carry the rafts. not worth RM175.
Warning: the cartoons recommended by alan have been screened by responsible parties and have been found to be mind numbing and not worth waking early. watch at own risk.
Roshan: you are very quiet. is it becos i couldn't find more photos?
Well as to complaints that the blog is difficult to access... the pictures are to blame since they are linked from multiple other sites. I have cut down the pics on the sidebars so it should load faster now. However, this does mean that Alan's power is seriously diminished.

Posting personal photos on the blog is a problem as you have to do 2 things. First find a place on the net to host your photo, then link the photo here. I have not found any photo hosting sites that allows you to link the photo here. What you could do is to put your photo in Yahoo! Photos or something equivalent, set it to be viewed by everyone, and post the web address here.

A matrix within a matrix... a control within a control... interesting concept Carren, may very well be what it is after all. That sounds like the thinking process of a machine to me...

And Carren is looking for volunteers to try out a Japanese delicacy that she is preparing. Interested please post...

Tony... mail snatches by monkeys... what an interesting place you live in.
i agree, kalis...nowadays, i only woke up AFTER 12.30pm...hehehe....dun spoil our ways , Alan!!

Friday, May 23, 2003

And people who are free do catch 'Invader Zim' tomorrow, 11.30 am, on ntv7. It's taken over 'the Adventures of Jimmy Neutron: Boy Genius'. Both are totally hilarious.
Heard that the letters are all ready n will be posted soon. Letters will probably arrive next wk as expected. That means our date for reporting is, what, June 9th? Sigh :(

Have difficulty loggin on to our Blog. I think the pictures are the culprit. And exceedingly difficult to post pictures on the Blog. Major drawback of the Blog, wish E-circle and Community Zero were still here.

Vui Eng's new address is vuieng77@yahoo.com. And yes, that IS her new no.
mycroft: vuieng's e-mail is vuieng@yahoo.com. But I've tried sending her e-mail and her mailbox is full. You can sms her at 012-5258681.
bryan- how did u manage to find all those jokes
kalisvar- mma processing ur application late? does this means tht we can extend ur holiday?

Thursday, May 22, 2003

There were 3 men having soup together in a restaurant. One was white, the others were Asian and Jewish. They all found out that there was a fly in each of their soups.

The white guy was horrified and called the waiter to replace the soup.

The Asian guy saw what the white guy did, and said "such a waste of food." He then spooned out the fly and threw it away.

The Jewish guy saw what both men did, and said "Such a waste of food." He then picked the fly up with his fingers, squeezed the soup out of it and sucked it, then threw it away.
There is this good ol' barber in some city in the US. One day a florist goes to him for a haircut. After the cut, he goes to pay the barber and the barber replies: "I am sorry, I cannot accept money from you; I am doing a community service." The florist is happy and leaves the shop. The next morning when the barber goes to open his shop, there is a thank you card and a dozen roses waiting at his door.

A cop goes for a haircut and he also goes to pay the barber and the barber replies: "I am sorry, I cannot accept money from you; I am doing a community service." The cop is happy and leaves the shop. The next morning when the barber goes to open his shop, there is a thank you card and a dozen donuts waiting at his door.

An Asian software engineer goes for a haircut and he also goes to pay the barber and barber replies; "I am sorry, I cannot accept money from you; I am doing a community service." The next morning when the barber goes to open his shop, guess what he finds there - a dozen Asians waiting for a free haircut...
Teacher: "Johnny, put the word INFATUATION in a sentence".
Johnny: "A Jap tourist walks into Pauline Hanson's fish and chip shop, and asks her `How do you cook your chips?', so Pauline tells him, `In fat you Asian'".
Once upon a time three people were stranded out at sea - A Japanese, a Malaysian and an Indonesian. The boat started leaking and if they do not act fast they would all die.

The Japanese (as usual) was the first to take the initiative. He threw all his Japanese gizmo - CD player, hi-fi, radio etc. off the boat. The Malaysian and the Indonesian looked at him in disbelief.
The Japanese said, "Don't worry.. still got a lot more in my country.. BANZAIIIEE!"

But the boat was still sinking. The Indonesian without hesitation started throwing aboard all his baju batik, kain batik, keretek, etc., etc. He comforted the other two, "Don't worry.. still have a lot more in my country, paknya".

But still the boat was sinking. The Japanese and the Indonesian looked at the Malaysian. Suddenly, without any hesitation and with stride, the Malaysian threw the Indonesian overboard. The poor guy couldn't swim and drowned. The Japanese was shocked. Said the Malaysian, "Don't worry... still got a lot more in MY country!!!".
CArren: I don think i can follow de white-water rafting trip oredi...sob sob...cause now i'm still in Pdg Sera, rotting away. It'll b too expansive to just come down for 1 rafting trip and go back again..sob sob....
Tony: not just u got CLean air, me in Pdg Sera got too, mayb even cleaner than ur LNG and LPG filled air...hehe...

Seok Hong: where've u been these past few weeks??

Guys: Do we really hav to go to the Magistrate and make our 'sumpah'? or we just hav to bring that form when we report for work?
matrix: somehow the show is sooooo confusing. n the action sequence? too long. n if u really look carefully, it's not choreographed good in some part. some of the extras actually waited for their turn to be beat up by neo. well,dun take me the wrong way. i enjoyed the show. ( the sole reason being ALL my frens who went b4 me told me it is a bad show, which actually decrease my expectation sooo much)....
seok hong: welcome! do u hav Vui Eng's email or contact, coz wanted to get from her the photos from cameron.
Hi everyone! My computer was out for almost a month so I don't think I wanna try to understand the power struggle that has been going on in the blog. Trying hard not to read too much of what you guys write about the matrix because haven't watched it yet. So, Tony, you are not alone. Yan Wei's back from Australia so hope she shares with us her adventures there with Ling Yin and Fan Yin. Spent most of my time 3 days last week cleaning up the house because my house got flooded! There was no rain (in fat, it's been swelteringly hot in Butterworth) but there was a high tide, due to the lunar eclipse or something. Well, the time is approaching nearer to find out our postings. Till then!
some say, that the real earth which neo and gang have escaped to actually has a matrix in it too. Matrix within a matrix. That would explain why agent smith can enter to neo's real world and why neo could stop the octopus thingy. but i guess we have to watch the last episode or wait for alan to come out with truth.

Wednesday, May 21, 2003

Yong sez:

Sathiya: Hint taken and understood :)
Alan: Yeah, I agree. There are many interesting quotes from the movie. And I had to listen hard to avoid missing important links. My favourite was:
"Merovingian: French is the best language to swear in. [stream of curses, I suppose, which sounded so distinguished and dignified]
Merovingian: It's like wiping your ass with silk."
Dont worry about this morning, I was a bit slow myself too. Where did y'all go after the movie.
GCT: I wonder how the story will end. It was an anticlimax at the end when the screen went black and stated 'to be concluded'. The mind-blowing part in Matrix 1 is the story, in Matrix 2 is the visual and sound effects. Yeah, some parts were cheesy, like where the matrixed Neo puts his hand into Trinity's heart and resurrects her. I found the many infinitely cloned Agent Smith funny especially when they all poured in like ants to be kicked away by Neo. Hmmmm, wonder how they are gonna explain how Agent Smith, a computer-programme 'unreal' entity, can go to the real world (Zion) to sabo their plans.
Carren: For moment there, it was reminiscent of the Matrix when I received a call on a cellphone, telling me where to look. Fancy we were in the same theatre but never saw each other but instead met across one level. You are an observant girl.
(Ok, ok, looks like I have been talking about nothing but the Matrix)
Kalisvar: Hey dude, how are you lah? I don't mean to be obnoxious here, but there were a few times when you typed 'thought' when you meant 'taught'. Ok, now you can start bombarding me back, hehee. BTW who is which mythical creature?
Tony: did the hoax email used our names as the sender?
Cause and effect
(Here are some of my personal philosophical ponderings, it may be boring, so you may just want to skip this post. I put this post in smaller fonts so that it wont hog the page with long ramblings). Cause and effect. Scientifically, this is epitomised by concepts ranging from the elemental Hukum Keabadian Tenaga to the Chaos Theory. Theologically, it is present in the topic of karma - a concept present in, as far as I know, Hinduism and Buddhism. Everything happens for a reason. I personally do not delve (and do not really believe) into the 'mystical' implications of this (e.g. this are fated, the choice for future events are already made, if you do evil this life you will be reborn as a frog, if you do bad you will get an equal and opposite reaction etc). What is practical for me to know is to cherish people and happenings around us and not taking them for granted. For example, in order for all of us to be friends and to have gone through thick and thin together, so many variables must be perfect (we must all score good results in STPM, to have taken STPM in 1997, not gone to college or abroad, want to do medicine, did not take up other study offers/scholarships, to be allocated to UM by UPU etc). Whether this is chance (it just happen to be this way) or fated or determined by karma or arranged by the Creator, I really don't put too much weigh into it, just cherish things as they are.

There are many articles (many of them written by university lecturers in theologism) on the net that discusses the parallel between Matrix and Buddhism and Christianity. Click here for one example from University of Nebraska if you are interested. I donno whether the Wachowski brothers are that creative or whether they are so clever to ciplak from diverse religion/philosophy.

Those interested in white water rafting, next tuesday, 27/5/2003, pls contact me by sms. date is not confirmed. if anybody wants it on another date, can discuss.
Lastly, Mahatir asked, 'When is Malaysia going to be big and busy and rich?'

This time, God wept.
Next, Ghandi asked, 'When is India going to be big and busy and rich?'

God answered, 'Another 100 years.' Ghandi reacted as Clinton did and gave the same reason for acting that way. ............................
So, Clinton asked 'When is America going to become big and busy and rich?'
God answered, 'Another 50 years.'
Clinton wept and threw a tantrum.
God asked him his reason for his behavior and Clinton said, 'I'm afraid I don't have that long a life to see that.'.......




One day, God sent three politicians, Clinton, Ghandi and Mahatir to Heaven by mistake. So he told them, 'I've sent the three of you here too early.You aren't suppose to die yet. Therefore, I'm going to send you back down and before that, you can ask me a question that you want to know about.'.............................
Real success is finding your lifework in the work that you love. -- David McCullough

Tuesday, May 20, 2003

watch matrx today.. n really DUN expect so much out of the thing. the action is tooooooo long. n the story.. well, i got lost , so duun ask me..
Sathiya: What was the origin behind your nick 'Jason Gilbert' again?
GCT: You in KL? I am too. I have some paperwork to sort out with the Dean's office. Would probably watch Matrix on THX today. BTW, it can't be denied now that you will have an ass-blowing experience in Sabah.

Monday, May 19, 2003

(an excerpt from www.behindthename.com ...)

JASON male English, Greek Mythology (Latinized), Biblical
Pronounced: JAY-sun
From the Greek name Iason, which was derived from Greek iasthai "to heal". Jason was the leader of the Argonauts in Greek legend. This name is also used in Acts in the New Testament to translate the Hebrew name Joshua.

P/S JuAnn: a twink is a young gay person, usually a thin teenager


Final curtain for Les Miserables



NEW YORK, May 18 — The banners are being unfurled one last time and the barricades stormed for one last battle. Sunday was the final day on Broadway for “Les Miserables,” after more than 16 years and 6,680 performances, second only to “Cats” as Broadway’s longest-running show. Based on Victor Hugo’s epic novel, the musical originally cost $4.5 million to produce and opened on March 12, 1987. It won eight Tony Awards and was a staggering box-office success.
~ Associated Press
Hey!! what is this? The Prince of Darkness not an administrator? how could this be? Oh forgive us for this terrible oversight, oh lord of darkness!! That has been rectified and you shall have power over the blog.

JA??! is that justin timberlake?? or orlando bloom??

Tony... what the hell stuff do you have to transport anyway??? all you need for you to survive is your laptop and DVD player right?

And Alan... awaiting the bats eagerly
Hello to Yusof, Mycroft, Masyithah and Idilia :)

So Chong Tien has finally been 'outed'. I remember long ago when I called him by that name and he stared at me like I'd smacked his grandmother (not to be confused with Hansel's grandmother, who, I'm told, doesn't exist). Doesn't accept being called Jason by the masses, not even Jacen, which I think is weirder, and cooler. Also name of son of Han Solo.

Who set up the shrine! Only Jacen has the impertinence! Will send bats over as token of appreciation. Hope the postman handles them gently.

Only administrators seem to be able to post pictures, or I'm extremely inadequate at Blogging. Terrible pity, as I have better Josh pictures.

Everyone please stock up on candles, as Jacen rightly predicted, for the darkness ahead. Shrine however has lately been polluted, with ?Justin Timberlake and !Ben Stiller, weakening me.

Hi to Lee Kien.

Ju Ann, dear, beloved of the people, apple of the bullseye, carrot to the rabbit, garbage to the fly, the blame lies with Kalis, who is also responsible for other disasters in the world such as El Nino, the Palestinian-Israeli conflict, the coronavirus outbreak and bell bottoms, who also admitted to teaching me the word last year, along with its various uses, and not teaching me self control. And don't pretend, 'coz you've always known my favourite actors to be Josh Hartnett and Matt Damon (the guy you'd like to smack, not to be confused with the smack Jacen tot I'd given to his grandmother, who, in turn, must not be confused with Hansel's grandmother, who, I'm told by Ju Ann, darling of the crowds, jewel of the Nile, that she doesn't exist).

Have acquired Avril's album, as she is full of rage, and so am I.
Well now with the EPL concluded, all focus should turn to the thrilling race in La Liga!
Why those lucky bastard!! well i suppose they need some entertainment to draw them from their books... or the wards. I wonder what would happen if its Man Utd vs Man City and Liverpool vs Everton on Saturday football night...

And good work Agent Tan, now that we have a proper picture of Tony it is just so much easier to make a decision on the vote...

Alan's shrine is growing... his power increases and soon darkness shall descend... all bow to the new prince of darkness!!!

And Yong... Alan's head on a gay-boy pic??? wouldn't that be sort of... uh... like.... redundant... ?
To those of u who stayed in college once upon a time, guess what? There's ASTRO in college now, and since it's the first month, all the channels are available! This hot news was provided by an insider...After that, they'll be gettin all the main channels,like sports,documentaries and stuff...This means more orientation for our immediate juniors once they become housemen! Ganyang 1999/2004

Sunday, May 18, 2003

jason? wow.. never knew that.. jason????

Saturday, May 17, 2003

You know... someday i am personally going to bend that hard rod on the back of that cheeky, nerdy, thin, walks funny guy Tony. Now i know all of you are going to jump to his defence since he is so cute and innocent and all so i won't try till i can dispose of you quietly and effectively.

Talking about cute... i wonder where Tony will end up in a competition with Mashimoro and Keanu Reeves for cuteness....
usop. nice to hear from u, , hey, wht's ur email add. got to send some photo to u.
tony... surely most ppl would hav guess mycroft is me.. but not many ppl know who the hell mycroft really is.
alan... yuuh shan in soon hock's body? i got to c tht.
well, depending on ur luck, the medical checkup last for diff time. in Kampar KK, i got the appointment slightly more than a week, after i beg, n beg , n beg the MA for appointment. (trick: tell tht u r a doc, going to work there soon...something like tht), heard some other place u may hav to wait til 3 weeks. tough luck.
another 2 weeks to go? aiyahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Sijil Pendaftaran Sementara received

Seow Voon just received the Sijil Pendaftaran Sementara from the MMC. It came by registered mail this morning. At first, we thought it was THE POSTING LETTER (thunder booms, eerie music playing), noting the KKM address on the envelope. Nope, nothing was mentioned about hospital posting. Just one piece of sijil. Along with it was a booklet on proper conduct, discipline etc expected of a medical practitioner registered with MMC.
'Matrix Reloaded' Sets US Opening Day Record ~Reuters


Still yet to watch the movie ... almost watched it in Prangin Mall yesterday, but then I thought again: what, travel all the way to Penang to watch a movie? So I went hunting for the famous cendol in Penang Rd instead. Hope to watch it on THX megamall some day.

GCT: Bravo, good layout. (With the old narrow layout, a few sentences translates into looong paragraphs.) So, that was what you were doing yesterday. I was worried that you would think I was such a pest with all those frequent calls.

Alan: Hi, you trash-talking, twink-loving, tonsil-tickling fireman-at-heart. GCT: wanna try to put Alan's face to the gay-boy pic on the screen (like what you did with Yuh Shan's face and Soon Hock's body)? Bet it'll receive rave reviews. Wonder how Soon Hock's doing.

Roshan: Seremban still the same old sleepy town. Come by for a siew pow one day. Nice to hear your up-beat tone again.

Carren: No worries about the mix-up. Share more interesting photos with us.

Friday, May 16, 2003

She would also say, "is that a FUCKING picture of Josh Hartnett?"
Hansel's grandmother would say, "what the FUCK did you just say?"
alan, what would your grandmother aka hansel's grandmother say about your language?
What the FUCK is that?
Well ello... this is probably how i will leave it for the moment. Whoever wants to change anything please inform.

REMEMBER!! if u choose a new template all this will be lost. Anyway whoever want to add more links or pics or change the pics at the sidebar just follow the source that have been set down. Shouldn't be too hard.

Alan..... that pic......... is........ just....... just....... for..... you.... *shiver*

I have removed the archive link. Tell me if anyone actually uses that thing. I will put it back up if it's popular with you guys.
been registered to blog for quite sometime, n finally i will break my vow of silence. after a great maintenance on my dear computer ,after the great FORMAT, after a great invasion on some virus. (alleged,as reported by my technician). anyway, lost a great deal of info.. n lost all my personal wallpaper. anyway, anyone hav any idea when work is starting?
matrix? well, i nearly finish all the trailer they ever come out with.. which can be viewed for free in their official website, (just wait for a few min for each trailer) or download (spent more than 2 hours on a 2 minute trailer)... anyway, after watching the trailer, i actually hav lower expectation on the movie.. the only thing tht impress me was the twin. cool.
Doing some maintenance on the blog... any suggestions please post
roshan, u there?
"Honey, take off your panties and slide down the banister" Like a good obedient wife, she obliged and mounted the banister. On the way down there was a long screeeeeech, and she landed on the floor. See? Didn't I tell you guys that its vertical, just like everybody else? The two scratched their heads in wonder. What does that prove, one asks? "If it were horizontal, the sound would have been, .....blub...blub....blub...blub.....................heheheeeeee
After being told of the subject of the argument, the friend quickly said: "Vertical, just like everybody else", and I'll prove it! Although suspecting that the duo would just feast their eyes on his wife's pussy, he called his wife anyway and she appeared from the second floor bedroom.........................................
One said that Japanese women have their going from side to side, while the other said it goes vertical, just like everybody else. The argument went on for hours until they decided to settle it once and for all by going to another friend who has a Japanese wife. Surely, he should know!................................
Asian women have always been exotic (just like all of u gals out there). Two guys were arguing about the correct orientation of Japanese women's sex organs. .....................
What were you thinking?

HellOOOooooooOOOooo, her husband speaks English!....................haha...who am i wanna kid but myself.hahahahaaaaaaaaa
wait..............
wait..............
wait..............
The 3rd day, the poor lady needed to buy sausages. She brought her husband to the store...

(please wait 4 de conclusion..................)
The butcher got the message and the lady went home with pork legs. The next day, she needed to get chicken breasts. Again, she didn't know how to say, and so she unbuttoned her blouse to show the butcher her breast. The lady
got what she wanted......................................
The real problem arose whenever she had to shop for groceries. One day, she went to the butcher and wanted to buy pork legs. She didn't know how to put forward her request, and in desperation, lifted up her skirt to show her thighs.............................
The story goes that there was this Asian lady married to an English gentleman and they lived in London. The poor lady was not very proficient in English, but managed to communicate with her husband.......................................
The doctor says, "Good!!! Now that we've cleared up your sinuses, let's work on your hearing."..........................................
hahahahahaaaaaaaa
The doctor says, "I see, take these pills and come back to see me next week. "The next week the lady comes back.

"Doctor," she says, "I don't know what the heck you gave me, but now my farts...although still silent...stink terribly.".......................
The doctor asks her to explain more, and the old lady says, "In fact, I've farted at least 20 times since I've been here in your office. You probably didn't know I was farting because they don't smell and they're silent."........................
A little old Asian lady goes to the doctor in China, and says, "Doctor I have this problem with gas, but it doesn't bother me too much... my farts never smell, and they're always quiet. But I've been doing it very often."..................
Two weeks later they meet again. The black guy asks, "Has it grown
any?"

The poor Asian guy responds, "It hasn't grown at all yet - but it
has gone black!"
(2b cont.)
The black guy laughs and says, "You can. Tie a heavy weight to it
for a couple of weeks. It'll stretch and get big and look just
like mine."
(2b cont.)
A stereotypical black guy steps out of the shower in a college
locker room. An Asian guy checks out his penis and says, "How come
yours is so huge? I would love to have one like that."
(2b cont.)

Thursday, May 15, 2003

Excellent work, Kalis, on the 2 worshippers.
Hai... if you are all squabbling over the administrator thingy whoever wants it more can have it for all i care. but then do a little sprucing up job will ya? update the links and stuff.

I see someone has been removing and giving out admin status again...

and Roshan... i wonder where in that paragraph was there a caustic word towards you. Hey, i actually gave you credit for your intelligence. Nevermind... doesn't matter.

All this should be placed to rest now, ONCE AND FOR ALL!! I don't want to hear any more admin snatching or hogging on the blog. Whoever started this hoo hah, am not bothered to find out who, should be ashamed of him/her/them/itself. This is is a place to share and fool around on the net. Whoever who wants the admin status can get it. Whoever who wants to design the blog page can do it. Just make sure we can still read the post.

And if nobody can take a joke anymore. Fine. No more laughter. Yong hit it on the nail when he said i was just having fun. Thanks Yong.

Hey Kalis... so Tony has been keeping a girl behind both our backs? how could he? that naughty boy... hard rod or not, he shouldnt be so promiscuous. And i thought the 3 of us were having fun....
it is allllll my fault. i am so sorry. i was learning how to insert pictures and it sort of got lost. I am sooooo terribly sorry. nothing to do with religion.
Ahhmm, what happened to my post on Matrix Reloaded? Did my association of Matrix with Buddhism offend anyone? Ahh, no worries.

The weekend is approaching again ... time sure flies pass quickly. It felt like just yesterday when I watched the last matches of the Premiership last weekend. Cherish!

It's ok, Roshan. I believe that this is all a technical glitch. As a neutral bystander, I feel that all the recent comments about this has been made light-heartedly, you know, just to make things more colourful, and stimulate more 'cheeky' but fun feedback from everyone. Especially GCT's post, there is no real malice in it, he just felt naughty and wanted to spice things up. True, it may be unfair that you are at the receiving end of this jest, but everyone is laughing WITH you, not at you. So, nvmlah, just take it all lightly. How are things at Klang? Did you meet up with Priya or other elective students in O.Z.? Cheers, my man.


THIS HOT HOOCHE MAMA IS FOR ROSHAN WHO HELPED ME WITH MY PIC SKILLS! JUST CALL ME YOUR AVERAGE IBU AYAM!




lunar eclipse for us who can't see it at all from m'sia!
chiew leng: feeling better?
Ok Yong, done as per u requested.

Actually.... now that u mentioned it... i can't believe that Roshan would be soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo stupid as to uncheck everyone and to leave himself alone as administrator.

And the blog actually changed colour before all of us got kicked out, and that devious JA was the first person to shout about admin status being loss. I mean, who goe's checking all the time? i don't... if she hadnt mentioned it i wouldnt have found out.

As such, i believe this is an evil conspiracy trying to unsettle blogville.

Hence, the 2 chief suspects ie Rosh and JA have been suspended from admin duties pending further investigations.

Appeals will be entertain, and the views of all blog citizens will be taken into account.

Cheers... have fun

I am
yong:apparently matrix is open tomorrow in US and Australia...Japs will only get in some time June 7th. we're actually ahead of these ppl.
Malaysia Boleh!

Wednesday, May 14, 2003

Ah... so the power hungry hairy guy has just seized control of the blog... didnt think he will be such an egoistical megalomaniac. Even Ju Ann underestimated his greed for power and has been stabbed viciously in the back....

Well... we could all just leave him and move to another blog. No point ruling over an empty kingdom ;)

Checked out the help page, seems the maximum number of members in a blog is 32. So that may explain why some people can't get accepted. But then again, last i counted we had 32+ people already.

Yong: that confirms my suspicions all along that JA has a gay-fetish. Look at the people she hangs out with! Alan... Prabath...

Tony: after your little self-escapade to Thailand... u better have a THOROUGH urogenital checkup!!
Cannot believe that Ministry of CAT is electing Chou Jie-Lun Ambassador of Tourism for Malaysia for encouraging inter-Asian travel despite the current coronavirus outbreak. How totally embarassing can this be!
Hey guys. Wat interesting developments here. Couldn't resist saying a few more things. I got the SPA letter yesterday, so sorry to disappoint y'all.

Lepakking in Melaka currently, force-fed to the gills by me grandma. If she weren't my own flesh n blood I'd swear that lady wuz savin me for the cookin pot, ala Hansel.

Murali: welcome home, godfatha'! Cannot understand wat u said in ur post, n don explain!

Roshan: rascally rascal! U make me so proud. To everyone: he's my ex-roomate! Wat u got me from Australia? Nothin? Ah, well.

Sathiya: hope u'r feelin better. Since I moved back from college friction has increased more than a little bit too.

Chong Tien: you remember! But u make me sound too good. Tho' I did save that potted plant. Anyhow my childhood dream has been shattered (see above).

Tony: first u call/msg me, then when I msg back u don't reply. I need to know where this relationship is goin *sob* Don deny! I have 4 witnesses!

Irene: hullo, nice to hear from u. How r u doin over there? Do u miss home/us oredi? Wonder if we'll ever have nasi lemak together again.

Esther: so did u meet any handsome tennis player who adores Chopin and hosts wine parties on weekends? By the way Finding Nemo opens May 29th.

Kalis: babe! I totally misjudged u. That is if u really did come to my door. Ok since u got cheated so much in India u can't really be such a bad guy so I trust u LOL.

Carren: don beg! Carpe jugulum! (another effort by me to spread evil and enmity everywhere. Sorry, Roshan)

Lee Kien: have u been visitin gay fetish sites again? Tsk :) Haven't had me health check-up yet, me papers r in Subang. Anyone who touches me groin gets a knuckle sandwich.

Chee Foo: how's ur trip goin? Just go enjoy with her while u still can.

Ju Ann: just desserts for that fireman snide, creep! Why didn't u strike first? Back stabbed by ur own compatriot. Carpe jugulum! (Sorry Roshan) Didn't know u tot gay men were sexy. Do go to Liquid someday.
Hard Rod Tony: Hi! Have a good rest at home! Nyi yiu thai thiau tet koon hor?
Mu: Welcome back, big guy.
JuAnn: Hmm, all of a sudden, Roshan is the only administrator ....
P/s: The fireman pic looked as if it's from a fetish-gay website.
Alan: Hi. You in M'cca still?
Anas: Nice to see your words here.
damn it, i too have lost my power!!! Roshan.... pls get me back in, you r the only one left!!
wah liau eh...why the sudden overwhelming bloggings in blogger-dom...

to juann,carren et el: 8hours in UH for medical checkup??so...the guys must have gotten the uro-jantina check leh...

to just-came-back-from-land-of koalas-and-roos et al:
oz was great eh....sigh....miss the beach.......the surfers,especially...can imagine their muscle ripling while they maneuvre their way thru the waves...sigh that was back in...
summer of 2001..

to survivor-audience et al: Survivor = bluff+actors+actresses+$$+$$$

to those who are rotting at home like moi: continue rotting like you've never rot before.

blek....i don't wanna work........ : (
hmm....can i give MC to myself ??
hey Irene,where have u dissapeared to?? Welcome to the Blog :) WhaT's your email add by the way...Hey Tony,cheers mate! Australia the hottest tourist spot eh,so many different groups going at different timees,how odd is that! And to think we never bumped into each other! It's even weirder as when i was in India for my electives,seeing how huge India is,Roshan,Sathiya and I actually bumped into Chee Chan,Seok Hong and Wen Jih!!! :)And someone bumped into Peter too....

Anyhow,the clock of doom is beating faster,with all the talk on SPA,MMC,MIC,KEY,(mickey)MOUSE!! muahahahahaha...shit,losing it lar.Good to be occupationless ya know,for now,as once we start,it aint gonna slow down until we're 65,i think. !

To those who have fireman fetishes and burger king dreams,do indulge in them now,as u are free to do anything under the sun except strip,so enjoy...Burgers are good Chong Tien,yum yum,and firemen Alan,gosh = role models for the gay though,maybe the foreign ones,u know ,how they slide down that pole in uniform can trigger wrong reactions in other 'ahemmmm' men u know.Chong Tien,better wear a chastity belt backwards my friend,cos where u're goin,u gotta be vigilant!

Do keep blogging mates,keep the 1998/2003 flag flying high and party on people of the Blog!
bring all letters to hosp you are posted to
and Ju Ann, i think when chee foo asks about phuket, he means to go wit his gf, not us,
HI,people.. all know wat to do wif the surat sumpah thing and acceptance letter thing?

Tuesday, May 13, 2003

aiyoh, and here i was just perfecting my art of making burgers when that damn letter arrived. Looks like I have to go treat sick people after all. Alan, i hope you succeed in your dream as a fireman after your courageous fire rescue attempt at your home last year.

Survivor has ended... AGAIN! my home's resident Survivor expert AKA as my sister is bitterly disgruntled by the fact that Jenna won... dumb bimbo. But the ultimate description of dumb blond bimbo should go to Heidi. Gosh, if she's teaching school children it is worrying to think what american children will turn into.

Murali! welcome back!

Tony! know that u are back in happening Bintulu and now have net access, so dont cut us off ffrom your deep philosophy ok?

Kalis... looks like our holidays are over soon... be seeing u soon i guess.

To all, enjoy what's left.

P/S: Do we have to send one copy of the acceptance letter to SPA???
The boss has landed! Woo-hoo,home sweet home,Australia has been great,hi everyone! So warm and humid...AYOYO! How was your trip Ester? I agree,there are morE Asians in Melbourne,esp Vietnamese,Chinese and Indians,hehe...weirdness! Yan Wei,if u're still there,try this Viet place called 'Mekong'...Jackie Chan and Sammo Hun have eaten there! Food for the stars...Hey Alan,what with this fireman thingy...u into some fetish arr...good on ya,just dont forget to take some pics..
Aiya, Rob didn't win Survivor 6


My favourite player on Survivor 6 was Rob. I was rooting for him to win. I didn't think Jenna played well.

Well, today we completed our check-up. Went back to collect the urine drug test result, then saw the doctor at the outpatient clinic. As expected, the doctor didn't bother to check much, she just filled up the form and we were off. So, no story on uro-jantina check-up.

Talking about urojantina, did you guys watch Fear Factor yesterday where the contenders ate mammal penis? Gross wasn't it?! But then, come to think of it, it wasn't as gross as the other stuffs on other episodes.
If a woman doubts as to whether she should accept a man or not, she certainly ought to refuse him. -- Jane Austen

ll that I am, or ever hope to be, I owe to my angel Mother- Abraham Lincoln
Youth fades; love droops, the leaves of friendship fall; A mother's secret hope outlives them all. ....
To love deeply in one direction makes us more loving in all others.....

Monday, May 12, 2003

Hello Anas, welcome in. CT and Murali set this up I think. See Kalis is back from India, u packed n ran off from college without saying anything u slime. Hi to those recently back from hols overseas, and those not back from hols overseas, and those not been for hols overseas, and u, the guy in the pink hat. Popping out once in a while from my worm hole to say a few nothings before popping back in to chew on humus.

Ah.

Well.

I too haven't received my SPA letter. Will be joinin the fire station 20 m down the road from my Subang home to fulfill lifelong dream. Sathiya stop diggin the hole while u can. Carren, don't expose me in public :)

Cheers.
Seow Voon and I have gone to do the med check-up this morning at Alor Setar GH. Long time since we have stepped into the hospital, and caught a whiff of pathognomonic hospital 'fragrance'. Lots of SARS posters around. This is our experience in this particular GH, but I presume the experience would be similar in your respective state GHs.

The check-up officially costs RM20, includes X-ray, urine dipstick and urine for morphine & cannabinoids (yes, you heard me right, so dont go popping illicit pills before the check-up, but booze is ok). If you tell the counter (hasil) that you are a 'bakal doktor houseman' and show all the letters you got from SPA, you get a waiver. The clerk will stamp 'percuma' on your form and you dont have to pay anything. Once that is done, we went to the X-ray dept, got X-rays report done in 20 minutes. Then we went to a 'makmal kajihayat' where we were given two urine containers each. One container is for morphine/cannabinoids, the other for dipstick. The dipstick result was ready on the spot (obviously), but we have to go back tomorrow for the urine drug test result.

Then we head on to a nurse counter beside the outpatient clinics where we had our height, weight, BP and visual acuity measured. By this time, our check-up form already have these items filled up by the relevant depts: chest X-ray, urine dipstick, and biostats (ht,wt,BP etc). So, what is left is the item for 'dadah' in the urine test and the actual doctor's clinical report, which is due tomorrow.

We spent about one hour and 15 minutes doing all that. It may be faster if you approach senior/doctor whom you know to help out. But one hour plus is not too bad, ya?

So much for the long story, hope that will give you guys an idea what it's gonna be like. Stay tuned for stories on uro-jantina check up tomorrow, same time, same channel.

Oh, btw, the 'saksi' part in the med check-up form can be filled up by anyone, so just ask your siblings or parents.

P/s ggho-st: have you received your SPA letter or have you started practising the art of making burgers?
esther: welcome back to the humid weather

Sunday, May 11, 2003

done great ocean road and the grampians national park. walked till my legs gave way for the past 3 days.don't feel like doing anything anymore. friend lend me hp so call if you're in aussie. 0401083271
Anybody been to Phuket b4? Pls giv me a bit information bout everything...tq
Holidays are ending, reality creaping in.... :-(
happy mother's day...^_^

Saturday, May 10, 2003

Well while all you guys get all excited with your letters and running to get your privates checked, I have yet to receive it.

Looks like i'm out of a job. Better start learning how to cook burgers.

And Prabath, you are getting no where near my butt!! LOL
Ditto letter received in Seremban. Felt like hard reality knocking on the door. Just don't want the holiday to end. Want to live like this forever. Cherish the rest of the hols, guys.
p/s: prabath, the guy is a hunk. wouldn't call it major but if alan says he is good looking, he is definitely good looking!
a little fun for the bored doctor! the urogenital exam, I mean.
i can't find it anywhere, saying we need to go to govt drs.
anyhow, want to go storm the PCM drs together?

Friday, May 09, 2003

Prabath, major hunk heading ur way to QE to serve as houseman, and this one's single, lol
Hung Tiong called the Ministry yesterday and they said our letters will be arriving in about 2 wks. They'll give us a date about 1 - 2 wks thereafter to report and we'll have about 2 wks more to do so so this gives us about, say, minimum of 4 wks more of hols?
well, i have received the SPA offer letter.
No sign of postings yet but this letter requires us to have med check-up as well as sign a bunch of forms infront of majistrets and ketua jabatan.
Have not figured out yet on how to go about it.
If anybody has any idea, pls share.
Also, can we have the med check-up in a private clinic?

Well, time is running out, enjoy yr hols!!!

Thursday, May 08, 2003

Yan Wei in Melbourne eh? Hmmm...aint seen her yet! Wonder where she's at....not at any 'ahemmm' clubs is she?? hehe..Yan Wei,where're u at? Just arrived at Sydney today...chiily here too! Seeya!
murali: Yan Wei is in melbourne. c if u can spot her!!!
i thot i thaw a putti cat...
it's true..it's true, i do thaw a putti cat...
sob sob...cant play yahoo pool games...uhuk uhuk....told must hav Microsoft Virtual Machine b4 can download Java Virtual Machine...dunno what the heck was that...any1 can help??!!....

Tuesday, May 06, 2003

Hi guys! Long time no post lar! How's life everyone? Now in Cybercafe in Chinatown Melbourne.Really cold,ass frozen + ccccooooollllllddddd,hehehe...Melbourne = nice and beautiful,super unspoilt beaches and hot women! woo-hoo....Take it easy Sat,dont be hard on ya ol flame,people can be late at times.... :) Keep in touch guys+ gals,women waiting for Malaysian meat,hot and spicy! Take care....

Sunday, May 04, 2003

"I know what's different about you... there's too much iron in your blood..."
"I-... I-... I have thalassemia..."

Saturday, May 03, 2003

Hullo hullo! Back from Endau-Rompin, a smaller version of Taman Negara, but less visited and more unspoilt. Entrance to the main park site is through 53km of bumpy, uncomfortable gravel estate road. The main campsite is rustic, but chalets and cabins are available as well as proper toilets. Many different packages are available to cater for the different needs of every one. Accommodation ranges from chalets to camping. So even people like JA should find it relatively comfortable.

Only a portion of the park is opened to public. We went jungle trekking, got eaten by leeches, visited 2 waterfalls and jumped off an overhanging tree into the deep river. Cool experience all in all. Lovely place, recommended for a getaway from city life. For more info check out www.johorpark.com

Friday, May 02, 2003

Alan, CKB, CW and our all time macho destroyer, JA...how's X2? Dont tell de whole story, just review..
YW and FY r on de plane 2 Aus now, rite? Roshan, r u still in Aus? Mayb u can meet up..^_^
NEbody went to the TIMES warehouse sales? Many books r on sale there...
Tailou, how's Endau-Rompin?
Thanks Carren, talk to you tomoro. Chong Tien, Carren's invited me back in already.
Will sit in the shadows and watch with amusement at antics here. Cheers

Thursday, May 01, 2003

hullo..just back from Tmn Ngr. activities there were like any park but the company was great!
thx u guys for making this trip memorable.
to others... who's interested in going white-water-rafting in KKB?