greetings all fellow earthlings!

earthling adeline: claims and allowances and salary not adequate....am resorting to contests and slogan writing and praying...my eyes set on the BMWs in ESSO contest...(drool....)

earthling kai inn: working 5 days a week in health side sounds good....but not for us in hospitals...

earthling 17A girl: Haven't seen your cheesy ad...But read that you wanna become gynecologist....question is Gynecology?!!why the hell did you studied so hard for?!

Earthling ghost: tomorow is thrash day...

Hi gang, adeline here masquerading as carren again,
chiew leng, i'm getting like 2 thousand bucks for my call claims next month. makes u wonder whether our salary is low or the call claim is high. anyway, love the money.

lee kien, me no like the 17A creature either, did i remember her wanting to be a doctor? that's dumb.

kai inn, me being in district type hosp with 3 GA MO not supportive of the 5 day week thingy. i means more stressful PH calls when ur the only dumbo on call, plus longer working hours when ur not on call, plus the fact that PH call is only rm 20 more than weekday call. sheesh that is such a thing to cry about for us :(. i think i should aim to become pengarah of some ikan bilis hospital instead or at least become some kerani. all these policies benefit office staff. anyway they were fought for by office staff too (who were free enough).

ghost, admire that u can take care of a dog as well as urself given our working conditions. any dog kept by me would sadly become an anjing kurap in no time.

we been getting crappy lazy irresponsible EL abusing HO's in manjung, just ask chun wearn if u dont believe me. is that a phenomena particular to manjun where HO pampering is the norm or is it a widespread epidemic around malaysia? alan the potty sitter, pls pls, work some magic on them as i know u have connections with the great maggot god.

ok then, got to hit the sack, getting achy n sleepy

Dear Blog...

been hearing news of raving mad baker, maker and cranker running loose in here... be afraid be very afraid. a reward of 500 sacks of rice husks is being offerred for the capture alive of this manic individual. be warned, armed and dangerous is he, and dark is his power, for it is said... all who look into his eyes will be fallen.

anyone can believe 2 years is almost up? new HO are coming in to be bullied... ah the joy of seniority, twisted is my mind on the prospect of torturing the poor souls. RM100 per night their pay now, so they should suffer 4 times as much... muahahhaa

Nepal! Nepal! where art thou!? Si tai lo!? when u free la?! or we just go delve deep into the water of Sipadan...

up hiking Mt K again in July, daily jogging must be commenced, else suffer will I on climb.

Dog been teaching me fence building, so far still able to clamber over fence and run out. Will not give up... must not lose to dumb dog.

Rambling on and on... anyone bored yet

Life is a journey that ultimately ends in death, so be joyful for death, for then will we be at journey's end?!

dear alan,

hey, your writing keep us wanting to make this our blog and
news updates and... to have a little fun in between our miserable life

congratulation to those that still doing oncall in hospital! pay up.
for me, i think 5 days weeking day is a better news, ha ha.

keep up your good work... not the pencil girl style. sucks

Dear Diarrhea,

Am I too dramatic? Am I as cheesy as the girl in the pencil commercial? I realize it shouldn't be always about me.

Heard some mooing outside my gate today. A cow has pooed in front of my house again, I'm afraid.

Yours appreciatively,
Alan
Baker of Broken Buttercups

Dear Dairy,

Been having recurrent dreams of being sat on by an elephant with a dirty bottom. What does it all mean?

Yours astonishingly,
Alan
Maker of Flower Pots

Dear Diary,

Wanted to watch Tombstone of the Fireflies today but decided I'm not strong enough yet, especially not after these past few months.

Settled finally for my Westlife Karaoke VCD, which doesn't make you cry. Sigh.

Post-call and it's a wet windy day today in KP. Will get into bed and snuggle up with my teddy bear mmmmm.

Ok write again soon.

Yours truly,
Alan
Keeper of the Turnips

It's been around for some time, but you know the 2B pencil commercial starring the 17A SPM girl? Now that's cheesy.

more money$$$
kachink!!

$$ $$

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lemme see.....$150 for weekday call.....$170 for weekend...... a bit shortchanged isn it to do weekend call....i rather do few back to back weekday calls.........

Pretty corny in parts but I found it quite inspiring. Enjoyable liao.

GO PALPATINE!

star wars? well, just glad tat dun hav to line up for the ticket. (though i watched in kl)....it would b a great film if it was shown in the 80's...n there goes the show to look forward to ...

to all who found star wars disappointing....do check this url out....

http://www.storewars.org/flash/index.html

one word to describe star wars... bleah!

to those who have not watched it yet, don't bother getting dvd9 for it. don't even get dvd. vcd or even vcr quality suffices it.

Sex is hereditary. If your parents never had it, chances are you won't either

Anonymous

kingdom of heaen is really a good movie. sensitive issue. scott manage to make it so hollywood looked, tryin to make it politically correct. well, hav to say, not a ez movie to make.
now to wait for star wall... hopefully it wil not disappoint.... lik prev.....

Alan: You wear contact lens? The writer of Narnia books, is he a contemporary writer or is he dead like Tolkien?

To those who have not watched Kingdom of Heaven, do go with low expectations and you will be pleasantly entertained like I was.

To those who have watched it already, here are some truths...

- balian is actually stepfather to sybilla and there was never an affair between them, not documented anyway.

- balian was never a child out of wedlock and in fact had two other brothers and they all grew up together and fought for the king together.

- balian's father is also called balian, not godfrey

- sybilla was actually very committed to Guy de Lusignon, as the king of jerusalem (sybilla's brother) tried anulling sybila's marriage but she refused

- sybilla was crowned as a sole queen on the condition she divorced Guy but allowed to marry her next husband of her choice. As queen, she remarried Guy and allowed him to crown himself king of Jerusalem.

anyone else interested in history like me can go to this website
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Balian_of_Ibelin

Also check this trailer out
http://www.apple.com/trailers/wb/harry_potter/thegobletoffire/

While waiting for Episode III to open, can catch the trailer for The Chronicles of Narnia: the Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe on ntv7 either between 12.00-12.15 pm or 6.30-6-45 pm everyday til May 18 (Episode III opens May 19).

Unlike The Lord of the Rings, I only read The Chronicles about, er, 3-4 times :P

Like my new contact lenses?

Can also access the "Archives of Diseases of Childhood" at http://adc.bmjjournals.com. Free for a limited time after the tsunami.

Good day everyone

As per Lee kien's request, a list of useful websites to gain free medical full-text journals are now displayed on the sidebar below the mug shot of Alan. All websites and username and password were accurate at the time of publishing. Any failure of links please complain to UM Library, the place where i stole all the passwords.

Ciao!

and for those sitting for exams
all the BEST!!

9 days till the opening of the biggest show on earth.....

may the force be with us

be patient... key to being Jedi... it is

to all those who are already mothers, happy mother's day!!

What's worse than evil robots or super volcanoes or world wars or planting your own food?

Last episode of Kim Possible today! WAAAAAAAAAAA

faith and dream is just a line across
religion does not allow us to question its truth -just believe!
being religious is to stay in other end of human mind's spectrum
like schizophrenia being other end of human personality.
sceptic about religion is not much different from faithful in religion.
too serious about life and there after, going in different direction
toward the different ends.

we are just sitting in between......mystery people !

induksi...
6 meals a day...
paunch set in....
no more sunken cheek...
no more prominent cheekbones....
back to work,
hope waistline decrease..

Star Wars akan datang....
been months since i saw THX!

i am back!!!!!
induction was nice. at least for n9 state. manage to get hold of mc in alor setar. seems d penang induction was rather hell. all occupied til today.
final exam was difficult.... if not for the leak q. reminded me of the finals durign form 6... basically a rather heavy pa paper. well, just glad tat was over. now, back to work.....