palm users:
1) i am using xlauncher, i find it much better than zlauncher, maybe my simple brain not developed enuf, but i find xlauncher more organised

2) i get my skyscape programmes from pda expert. free for lifetime to download any programes. all codes available.

Penang GH and Alor Setar GH:
any skin specialist there or facilities to run skin prick test? my uncle got skin allergy and has been on oral steroids and right now his skin specialst can't seem to wean him off his pill - even after 6 mths. he's looking cushingoid already. Help!!! need to find outwhat exactly he is allergic to.

hail palm users....in reply to the calling...
the following prog i'm using at the moment...
1. noviiremote- claims can turn palm into remote.. yet to try it out.
2. zlauncher- forget the old interface.. z launcher is way better.... kept changing the wallpaper.option- try tis prog, yisun..quite nicece too
3. didnt use adobe at al, gues not reading as much as pdf doc. been using lots of isilo, n tibr pro, a bit of lexi reader
4. megaclock for alarm
5. agendus- to manage all contacts, on cal list, appointments n stuff.
6. realone to change my palm to mp3 player
7. n plenty, plenty of skyscape prog...
n thanks to the imu student here, they r actually havin one cd full of medical prog (mainly skyscpe ) circulating around (n once again we prove malaysia boleh!)....n in addtiion to tat, did i mention there is actually prog for kl map...

PALM USERS UNITE!
to those with Palm...
jottings from a new Palm user....

1. am sure most of u have Adobe for Palm... have u ever notice how HORRENDOUSLY it converts articles... especially journal articles into. uuuugh... can barely make head or tail of it, talk about disappointing...

fret not! cos there's another nifty program out there! Termed RepliGo... it converts your PDF file and makes it look as good as the original! of course it's shareware... and u have to pay for the full version... but there are always ways to get around that.... (personal communication for further info)

News travelling around circles is that another program can view native PDF files... termed PicselBrowser... this program was taken off a Symbian phone. I cant get it to work on my device tho, maybe u guys have more luck?

2. Anyone out there using Skyscape medical software? think of getting more? well go ahead... go download the trial version online... and see if it is useful for u... then... hehehe... unlock it... cool man

3. After a while got fed up w/ the original Palm launcher... u know... the application launcher page? damn ugly... and cant categorize programs in card... try out Zlauncher? shareware... but looks good

4. Oh yeah... for those who likes to read ebooks on Palm... convert them easily using DropBook from the PalmOne Software page... cheers!

Any other goodies out there from those using?

only here can one have conversations with himself and not beknown by the rest... clearly there is a split in personality and very poor insight!

Lee Kien, u should look into working as a decryptor! have you read Dan Brown's Books, such as da Vinci's code, angel's and demons, digital fortress? all well researched books which will leave u wanting more!

One thing is for sure: John the Baptist is NOT Alan. He would never ever pick a pseudonym like that.

Yes, JuAnn, I agree, I detect a strong dark force of massive intelligence and witty cynicism, with inner turmoil and possibly tendency to torture small animals during childhood. Curly chest hair and Sabak Bernam? I cannot piece these clues together.

Beginning to feel like an Agatha Christie novel.

Very clever, Lee Kien. Spent some time staring at the name and could not connect until you mentioned it.

Christian. Or not.

Probably male. Or female.

Fresh yet somewhat unfamiliar writing style. I detect a massive intelligence and sparkling wit behind those words, yet the undercurrents of a bitter tormented soul, some curly chest hair and a fetish for frogs (which, I hear, are in great abundance in Sabak Bernam).

sometimes i really get mess up by all the secret names/ persons appeared in our blog-mycroft / ghost /me stupid fellow /canker in the shadow. Am i in the right blog or not??

phantom it sounds
an evil spirit i sense here
no need to call for help i think
may the force be with our blog i wish
the one with the voice i am not........... i am kainn

Kindly remind us again who "John the Baptist dari belakang" is?

Honestly, the creativity, class and crass of the posts here are better than any regular articles in magazines. If you guys ditch medicine as a career, you guys would have no problems to be hired as a columnist or TV writer.

Anas: Years ago I would have had a lot of creative things to comment on the physiology trainee lecturer, but now I just don't even bother. In fact I don't bother about a lot of things any more these days. Pity the pre-clinical students.

Went shopping last Sat and got me this absolutely fabulous leopard skin 2 piece (swim) suit. As it covers only approximately 1.4 percent of my body surface area, will be cavorting like a maniac on the dance floor this weekend just to keep warm.

Sorry Seok Hong and Carren couldn't make it, but Adeline and I had a blast.

Adeline picked out this sartorial marvel which looks like it can barely hold itself together, much less conceal her vital organs. We were trying out stuff in the changing room (yes girls can do that together without resultant psychological damage, unlike most straight men), and I'm, like, thinking, Seng Kiat will SO be wearing a napkin to keep all that drool off his tie (arf! arf!)

Sg Petani man is of course invited. So is the Teluk Penyu man and UKM man.

Just something to fill in your time before you guys decide to go off bungee jumping or leaping into algae-infested pools over there in Nepal or Abu Dhabi or whatever -shudder-

And so the baby was found. Sheesh baby eaten by a rabid kangaroo or run over by produce truck would have made a better ending.

Reality is SO boring.

And heard someone in some sad town in N9 needs the services of Mycroft to keep the cows away from his house.

Ju Ann
In a BLUE T-SHIRT and WHITE SHORTS

tony...the pic down there....is just across your kuala penyu!!
that's a photo i took from pulau tiga

A lonely seagull flies the winds
Majestic... soaring...gliding wings
A single screech sounds from the sky
Come fly with me... come here and fly
My spirit floats to be a part
I feel the beating of its heart
My soul, one with this bird of sea
Now knows the meaning to fly free
I feel the winds caress my soul
And soar the streams without a goal
My being trembles of delight
A treasure I received tonight
The seagull's flight of soaring high
The gift of what it means to fly

This is for the 8th floor bungee-attemptee....

and yet, it was with the aid of a paediatrician that finally prevented our first class show of bungee-less bungee diving.

the higher authority had finally decided to let one of the cool person to stay back in seremban after fail to find a suitable place to place him, finding him to hav d uncanny ability to turn d cows crazy the moment they were near him,... so finally he is placed in a small isolation buiding far away from the hospital , known as The Instituition.
n true enuf the week he was placed there, someone wants to jump from the 8th floor. again.

Headlines: massive reshuffling of medical doctors.
In the aim to support the governments cry for developing the rural area, the ministry of health is sending out way cool people to educate the confused cows of the small towns. Ministry's officials said today that letters have been sent to respective persons and appeals will not be entertained as they are busy swatting flies and having tea. There is a general outcry from the cool people as they all know that the cows are beyond salvage. However,the outburst has fallen to deaf ears and the massive exodus is expected to begin next week.



who's going where, pray tell. I'll be going to KKIA tampin! yup, u are looking at the new Obs and paeds dr. Yucks, of all things, but glad no more calls. will be staying with Shin Yi. will be going on the 4th of july.... hmmm that's independence day US. hope it's like that for me too!

best of luck to u all!

i'm so proud that my beloved Sg Petani Hosp had become so infamous lately!!!.... Firstly with mentioning by our equally infamous Datuk Samy as one of the "problem" hospital (completing our new hospital, that is), then bout people wanting to sue us for accepting post-op patient for other "private super-rich" hospital (unfortunately, that lady had died). Right after that, 1 of our med patient got depressed in our hot as oven ward and decided to get a plunged, but unfortunately that poor person din aim into that small algea-infected pool but instead hit the ground and we had loss him. Then this story bout alien abducting babies in the ward!!! Wow, bet no other hospital can get as "famous" as us noow...mmmm wondering wat's next, hopefully its something that'l make us more well-known, but more pleasent..

So, anybody wanna join our exclusive infamous hosp club in SP??
Alan, i'v extended an exclusive invitation to u to join us. i know u like the action here. Who knows, maybe one of your heroic antics will appeased the aplenty cameramen here to make u an Hosp SP Idol....

Ju Ann, will go to your foam party, count me in...

Secretary dog: woof woof Nepal?!...wuff wooofff awwwww!!! pant pant pant...errrr wuffff woff....leave wooff no probwoofff....plan wuff wuuuufff awwww..... (hopefully my spelling is correct, if not any mistake is awfully regrettable)

Hi all
so pitiful the mother whose child was abducted from Sg. Petani Hospital
hey those working there... any news and info not in the papers... would like to hear. sure ur hospital director is throwing a fit now.

Following the incident, we here are initiating tagging of all newborns with GPS equipped subcutaneously embedded microchips so that any missing babies can be traced immediately.

May such things never happen again

Hi Anas! Where are you now?

Oh, Alan, puh-leeze, we all know your liking for human flesh, you freak. I didn't spend a ton of cash on these boobs so you can sweet talk me and then feed me to your pigs.

On a lighter note, Seok Hong, honey, this weekend, Adeline, Carren, Kai Inn and I are going bikini shopping for the party! DO join us dear. It will be great, just us 5 fabulous girls doing all that fabulous girly stuff together! Don't say no! (giggle)

Ju Ann
In ANTICIPATION

alan, i' glad u finally left your closet for the bright shiny life of love.

ju ann, u are right, the way to a man's heart is always through the stomach. way to go!

A or B
true or false
to war some have been
and returned with honours
purple medal or silver medal
we are proud of you
for taking the first step

congrats or rats
to those who made it
to those who have not
keep motivated
may the force be with you
dark or light

sorry ah boy,
sorry again for troubling your lovable dog, didn't know it can't speak english.
at least we know that there're more people willing to sacrifice their youthful energy with us.

let's take it slow....wait and see.....
why not you get married first so that we can all get together
and talk about it.......good idea?!!!!!!!!!!! (just kidding)

I'm a mighty cheeseburger, and my soul, my soul, a dingy toilet-roll

Ju Ann
In CONFUSION

Gho-st: Remember to wear your favorite ManUtd jersey if going to Nepal. Cristiano Ronaldo just visited the Aceh kid. Too bad the four lost-in-FraserHill kids were not wearing any football or celebrity-endorsed shirts (no offence intended to those boys, i was glad that they were found safe and sound).

Tan,

i apologise for my dog's inability to communicate in English, i see he is not making good the English lessons i arrange for him...

Nepal trip has always been in our minds... me, Tailo, Tua pui... but somehow or another during student days it just didn materialise... lack of fund being the culprit most of the time

the thing is all of us now still interested in going Nepal... but now getting leave to go off would be considerably a bigger problem.

Details are pretty shoddy... something like... try get leave... see if everyone can get leave... book flight there and go hike around till leave over. sorry no concrete details i can give

the way its going now it appears like it will not materialise... sigh

dear secretary dog,

i understand your needs and will go right to it. will telephone you when agreement achieved with my male dog.

pleasures aside, i am still interested in the nepal trip. count me in the tour pack.

woofing off...
carren

Carren,

Woof woof male?!@?@? Wa wa wooom woof!!!... neuter woof bah! ass wuf wuf have? wuf wuf gay!!! wa wa wa hooowl!!! oomph! wuuf wuuf telephone?!

Secretary dog

dear secretary dog,

i appreciate your prompt reply. yes, i accept RM 100,000 for being the 5th participant in your holiday package. i also appreciate your offer to weed my garden, wash my windows, iron my laundry, paint the fences as well as sew new curtains for me. but i must let you down gently and early... my male dog has already been neutered. I see no happy future for the both of u. thus i can not accept your generous offers... except for the RM 100,000 which we may use it to reverse
the operation.

whimper, whimper
carren

Dear Carren,

Woof woof woof!!! wuf wooof Nepal wufwuff... wuffwooof woof HOOOOWWWLLL!!!!!!!!! wuf woof wuf woof wuf?!? wuuf wof wuufff woof wuf! wufy wuf pant pant pant.... :)

Secretary Dog

dear secretary dog,
i am interested in joining your tour to nepal. however i would like to know if sex in the city chicks are allowed participation? will leather stilletos and gucci jackets be appropriate? if not, i am willing to settle for 1 inch mary janes and corduroy guess jacket.

if there are anymore openings, pls reply asap, as fast as your paws can type.

thank you.

what a mess this blog has become!!!!!!!!!
sissy talk..... remind me of the series of The Sex and City
-all that women in control and women freely talk about sex/love....sasazu thing?

anyway , you girls are really single and fabulous!!

ah boy, don't get lost in the jungle of Mt KK..... i will be worried! ha ha
Nepal, ai.....who want to go to Nepal please contact chong tien or his secretary dog.

i never knew penis touched during the mating ritual
this site is very educational

Dear friends,

I've decided to leave Jued, the promiscuous pus-bag. Just thinking about him makes me feel greasy, and I've to go bathe.

Also I strongly suspect he is seeing men on the side. How can I touch a penis that has touched another penis?

Long ago the 7 primary Powers of our world (the Gods of our 4 major religions, Mahatma Gandhi, Ginger Spice and Batman) arbitrarily decided that certain things are evil and go against the natural order of things, eg. man kissing another man, using Clexane, taking out the trash on a Sunday, etc. My favourite uncle Yung is a very religious man so how can I even think of breaking his heart?

Uncle Yung can accept him sleeping with a hundred other women, but when Jeud gets involved with a guy, even if it's only one, I'm afraid there's no compromise.

I'm strong. I've risen like a glorious pink butterfly way above all this shoolah. I'm a Goddess, a light of perfection, a paragon of beauty, sexy incarnate. I deserve much better, don't you think?

So friends, I'm inviting all of you to my Liberation party on July 2nd 8 pm at Atmosphere KL. It's a foam party, so don't bother wearing many clothes. In fact the theme of the event is Underwear Nite. There will be (male) strippers, don't fret!

All of you are invited. Yes you in JB. Yes you in Keningau. Yes you in Manjung. Yes you in Penang. Yes you in Alor Setar. Yes you in Seremban.

Ju Ann
In CONTROL

Carren we'll still be needing those pies thanks

Guys, for a moment there I actually believed that Ju Ann is really getting engaged and was checking my roster for July 2nd.

Who's Jude?

Watching Manhunt. My jaw will be dropping til Tuesday.

JUDE! Say it isn't true! Say you didn't do IT with another man! Say that I'm your one and only boo-boo!

I know he's too cute for words. I know he has an awesome bod. I know how irresistably charming he is. I too have felt the terrible power of his smile.

But he's a guy! And I'm a girl! I'm the one who is morphologically compatible with you! Don't you think we fit better together?

I know how he can make you gasp. I've heard about wat he can do with his lips. But I promise that I'm at least 2 levels ahead of him. LET ME SHOW YOU!

Come back to me Jude. Come back. We can still make it for July 2nd. I haven't called off the caterers yet.

Ju Ann
In LUV

Carren dear thank you in advance for the pies.

alan, the weird dreams are clear now. it is obvious that it is u who is actually engaged to judy arokiasamy and will definitely turn up with waffles. or pies, anything u wish. although i am quite upset u made ju ann your wedding planner, but heck, better to have someone who stays in klang valley.

ANNOUNCEMENT

I'd like to invite all of you to my engagement party in Batang Berjuntai on July 2nd 7 pm (no Malaysian time, people). Yes my boyfriend Jude and I are taking that first step to getting hitched. Please sms me as to whether you can make it. Waffles will be served, don't fret!

Ju Ann and Jude Arokiasamy

carren, no can do big day cos no can get off more than one weekend plus one post call day. that also pitiful colleagues doing EODs n i have to pay back 3 weekends EOD for one weekend off. if do big day in such situation will be 2H dinner from 7-9pm cos falling asleep soon after that. 3 GA MOs in manjung, most senior one 8 months old. anyone want to save us?? the frequent calls are suffocating. will soon turn into old hag not fit to be seen in photos/dinner etc. will need to hire young, gorgeous representative (will ask alan for one of his devotees) to masquerade as me. but dont worry, will put u on the list of dignitaries invited to my BIG roti canai themed wedding dinner.

chiewleng, ever considered locumship?? lucarative though illegal career. me just discovered from cleo mag(check out my educational reading material) that many anaest drugs easily accesible and smuggalable by yours truly r drug of abuse, ketamine, ephedrine etc. another lucarative though illegal field there.hwah ha ha ha........

must go now to supermarket, buy legal stuff

adeline: big cash means big wedding dinner... so when is the big day?

chiew leng: i see that your attempt to eliminate your dog has failed and now it is back with a vengence!

baker of pie made from lactose intolerant elephant: i have nothing to say, just like your name...